Alex Bechard

@celbech I’ll kick your ass👊🏼

Lol my teams a joke

I hate when friends are upset and there’s nothing I can do to help them

@celbech Well? Are you going for round 2?

I’m just going to lay in darkness forever. Ya, sounds like a good idea

@rachael_dundas @celbech Is this the best tweet of 2022 or what

All these mandates yet I still can’t find a Man to Date

I don’t understand how people can buy letter balloons for their dog’s birthday, I can’t even afford a number balloon for my own birthday 🙃

@celbech It’s on Disney+ too

Have I become boring?

@Tfoulon16 You’re great, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise☺️

Literally so good at driving people away ✨

@_cgazarek I’m gonna fucking cry

Lmfao I give up

Why can’t I ever catch a break

All my friends starting a new journey in a school board, what am I doing that’s any different

Wow I suck lol

@julia_kocis Pardon?

@kay93475836 Bruh

@AlexBech99 Same

Guess I’m just meant to be alone

@celbech What a simp

Nice to know I’m not appreciated at work