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people will envy you for having an aura you literally went to hell for it’s hilarious
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Watch this video all the way until the end. Most women can relate to at least a dozen items on this list.
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i feel like she loved being glammed up like this
𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎@naturehealyou
weeping willows might just be the most beautiful trees in existence
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It's like he was hand picked to annoy the worst people ever and I'm having a good time.
Christopher Hale@ChristopherHale
NEW: Pope Leo XIV says that the Catholic Church’s teaching on sexual ethics must be less prioritized over “greater, more important issues.” “We tend to think that when the Church is talking about morality, that the only issue of morality is sexual. And in reality, I believe there are much greater, more important issues, such as justice, equality, freedom of men and women, freedom of religion, that would all take priority before that particular issue.”
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my finance job is so devoid of profundity that i straight up read heian era japanese poetry (izumi shikibu) during my smoke breaks to deliver myself from the persistent flatness
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Isn't this a plot of the Three-Body Problem?
Brian Roemmele@BrianRoemmele
It is not a local phenomena…
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Shakespeare mind cloud created by Allysa Gray.
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@jthewoz @omgsidewalks sounds like you make a lot of shit about yourself that has nothing to do with you. good luck with the paranoia, bpd, etc
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@omgsidewalks If I get ghosted for 5 weeks I’m just assuming you don’t wanna talk to me. If you then proceed to not text me again because you’re scared of being judged, you’ve already failed, because you’ve already been judged. You’re just killing a friendship
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@RealAlexJones You’re going to think I’m more depraved when I have your two ex wives co-hosting my show with their tits out. I plan on blowing my load all over your desk and smearing it on photos of your deceased family
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