Alexander de la Peña

Can't believe that in I Am Legend Will Smith handed Alice Braga a best of Bob Marley cd and called it the best album of all time.

Nevermind. He is completely unfazed despite the fact that Mr. Wick was thrown down more than 200 steps.

My dad is going to be so surprised when John Wick has to go back up those stairs

Little Caesar's no longer does $5 pizza. What is the point of being here.

@bransonreese If trampolines and airplanes are ok it really makes you wonder how tall the tower of Babel must have been getting.

Dads at home cannot sit down and watch a movie at the same time. It is impossible.

Brunch is when you have leftover meatballs and yogurt in the same meal

England moment

Nope (2022)

@Sweebirbs Thank you

The Raid is on HBO, but only the dubbed version. A real monkey's paw moment.

@Sweebirbs That's literally what I'm saying

@AlexIsOK97 It's called an AT-AT, not an 80 80. Wake tf up.

Anyone who says A-T-A-T is a square and imperial slime

Thinking about a cut of Revenge of the Sith where everything is the same but when Anakin wakes up as Darth Vader for the first time and asks about Padmé it's Borat's voice saying, "Ma wife"

Wordle 250 4/6 A happy little accident happening in 4 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@notlamejames F

Wordle 243 X/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 the worst day of my life

Wordle 233 6/6 I'm thinking this is gonna be a x/6 kinda day for a lot of people ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 229 6/6 Too close for comfort ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 228 4/6 A delightful word. One that everyone will love. ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

My humanities textbook is speculating about Neolithic megaliths. Something something sunrise. Something something fertility rites. I think that whether 5000 years ago or 5 minutes, men are men and sometimes they just like to stack the biggest rocks they can find.

Is it too late to say Top Gun Tom Cruise @RussFrushtick @thebestiespod