Andrew Skipper

@annwyrdrnk The buses didn't take you where you wanted to go - but where you needed to go

I have never not chosen the wrong bus

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example… 1/5

@PerfumeAds @Verity_W_

United Nations general assembly Chaos Translators shout into microphones Fists bang tables BOOM. The doors burst open. Smoke pours in. Silence Ben Affleck appears in a latex kimono. He scatters seeds - eyes closed World leaders breakdance as tiny green shoots spell: HOPE

Magic? Or mystery. You decide. The mystery o magic is in your back pocket. Look now, you will find a 20 pence piece….

the avengers endgame crowd cheering video except it's little women when bob odenkirk shows up

What I'm against, more than anything else, is single vision: the inability to see another point of view. For pity's sake, let's enlarge our imaginations.

@michellebrasier Made this for my lockdown birthday last year - Spin the wheel of zoom drinking games 👍

Bracing myself for a probable second lockdown birthday in a row. So I can make a back up plan for my brain, tell me nice things you’ve done on a lockdown birthday. For example, last year I cried on the couch for a bit.

Just when you think #ENG winning couldn't get any better, you see this video. ❤️ #bbceuro2020

@mccrabb_will @hitRECordJoe @Verity_W_

"LHF gave us the opportunity & the platform to take our crazy idea & turn it into a show. They gave us their time, support & resources, the combination of which allowed us to enjoy the most successful run in our theatre companies history.” @UClownClub #Celebrating10YearsOfTheLHF

Even Link agrees after that result. #ItsComingHome

@Withnailmarwood @bskipper27

@Verity_W_ @WholesomeMeme @wondykitten Just a proud home owner on his private property ❤️

@WholesomeMeme @wondykitten @AndrewCSkipper 😳

@Verity_W_ @OnePerfectShot Speak for yourself. I live in hope that we’ll see it but with increased snails

@OnePerfectShot @AndrewCSkipper We live in hope. I need to see the whole Hannibal-Bedelia thing play out… (but maybe with less snails this time…)

Fannibals refuse to lose hope of 'Hannibal' returning to screens, and we hope their wishes come true. ops.fyi/2MKvhWy

@Verity_W_ @_bluedreamer @JakeTheShow1 😭 this is too much

@_bluedreamer @JakeTheShow1 @AndrewCSkipper too wholesome ❤️❤️❤️

thinking about this

Who knew there were so many things that rhymed with Slartibartfast? Thanks, @UClownClub (aka @KatieBrain & @AndrewCSkipper) for that amazing poetry! #StandUpforTowelDay

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