Animal Stacks

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Some people may just see a collection of stackable glasses. However, here at AnimalStacks™️ headquarters, we prefer to see the bigger picture. Just a shame it only makes 1 fish though. Pathetic. 5 points 🐟

Unfortunately - fruit, veg and coffee do NOT count in animal stacking culture, so a disappointing 2 points for this stack. Although, coffee on top of a pear is a pretty wild choice. I’ll give that a double points boost. 4 points.

Where does it start? Where does it end? ♾️ Points

@McDonaldsUK please extend the grimance sham in the UK - I’ve not found it anywhere yet this is all I’m living for :(

10 points

Hold on, lemme try somethin

@AldiUK please tell me you guys haven’t discontinued the soy & chilli calamari 😭 I’ll proper have a breakdown.

@tfwrail Penarth to Caerphilly - literally no trains arriving at Penarth.

@AnimalStacks Hi there, could you let me know your journey details so I can look into this for you, please? ^Holly

@tfwrail are there actually any trains coming to Penarth? The past 3 have just been delayed / cancelled.

@tfwrail are trains on the Rumney line still suspended in the evenings?

Can’t remember if this stack has already been posted… if only I had the memory of a… uhh.. what is it? Anyways, here’s a one of a kind ‘Ele-stack’. Sadly only 6 points. Bonus point for the top ones expression. 7 points total.

Happy new year, and happy new Animal stack. Let’s see… running some calculations here… uhhh… computer - tell me what this woodland wonder would score. Ah, a respectable 11 points. Not bad. Now computer, show me more animal stacks.

Well look who came crawling back. It’s the three cheeky chimps back for more points. Unfortunately, we’ve seen this type of stack before - and not even a discounted special buys price will save them. 12 points with a -2 point penalty. @bmstores

Now isn’t this cute? Two hedgehogs performing the ‘Nose-Touch whilst maintaining perfect balance’ technique. 8 points.

Well would you look at rat! Check out these well organised Rat-Stacks - two stacks in one frame… let’s do the maths… 3 rats… 2 stacks… real-stack bonus… uhhh 35 points. That’s pretty ratt-ical.

Well look, I don’t know if this truly counts as a traditional Animal Stack™️, but this is the year 2021 - it’s time to let old traditions die. 35 Points to this slither stack.

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I mean...?

fuck poachers man. 4 points.