Enemy of Poverty

@AokoOtieno_ This guy is very confused Bangi imemwaribu kichwa kabisa

@KijanayaKabras Whe! Kwani some of you people think 800 Billion is just like 8 million 🤣

Gachagua funded UDA, and later he was dumped.

The date is Tuesday, 10 August 2027. We will remember not to forget.

Married man ❌ Married Woman ✔️ A married man doesn't exist. These are labels men have branded themselves to fit into a gynocentric world. Once you label yourself as "a married man", you box yourself into a corner of slavery. You disconnect from your mental point of origin and begin doing things that align with these labels. It is only women who can assign themselves these labels because a woman becomes complete by aligning herself into a man's world. It is the reason why women take their husbands' names, and not the other way round. So, you are a MAN, not a 'married man.' — and if it were so, then a man is not married, he only marries a woman. The so-called "Married Men" are the ones who walk around with matching clothes, identical phone covers, screensavers/wallpapers of their wives, and have saved their wives as "sweetie" in their phonebooks. Reconfigure your mental point of origin. Refuse to be a "married man," Remain a MAN! #ManDay

If you have never bought a phone for a girl before, retweet this post.

I said this earlier and I will say it again. Kama kuna watu unafaa kukaa mbali nao,especially if you are a man who has come from nothing,na hutaki kurudi ushago,it is these kind of women. The ones that spend their earlier days punishing their livers and lungs with Jack daniels and straw berry sheesha Kamene ngono was one of them. I remember exactly 8 years ago she was in the headlines advising our young girls how they dont need to marry,how they can be single and still “have fun”,That was her message. And the fun she talks about,is imbibing unchased alcohol,exhuming sheesha smokes using even ears,recieving penetrations in bathrooms by random handsome men and so on. To them,that is freedom. And after doing so,when later age comes,you as the man will suffer the consequences of her irresponsibility after marrying them. Mtakimbizana hapa mahospitali na maugonjwa ata hujai skia. Kamene was diagnosed with peritonisis,sijui ni piriton alikunywa mingi ama nini,but I have never heard that one before. The wealth that has taken you 38 years to build,utaiona ikimeza maji in 9 months. Hospital bills sio mchezo aki,These retired dragons will impoverish you and then accuse you of not being a real man even after you sold your underwear to buy them inhalers Mungu baba nawekelea hawa vijana kwa mikono yako. Manake nikiwaweka kwa ya Ruto atawaangamiza. Ni uchungu sana!

There was only one Raila Odinga... Was not his fan but omera those shoes are too big to fill ata akuwe skeleton 12 feet under ODM is an Odinga fiefdom! Boyz wetu waunde tu chama yao But hii ya agwambo? Just sort the family and bas! 60% of Luos uta pocket Sad but FACT!

@Rogers_Otii @MissLingard14 Finya yeye kabisa 😂😂😂😂

@AokoOtieno_ @JaphethOtieno01 Ok odwa support Babu Owino eti odwani Nairobi Okuyu emanyaka bede Governor Magi pimo wiwa imagine... Ok odwar ne Luos telo mora mora Ka iwacho adier maonge wuondriuok

@JaphethOtieno01 Magi walo. Kata Jakom nokoyuago Ndalo sufuria movement be en manochiwo orders Ongili bende oko support for Nairobi Ofise mar DP nondiko joluo adi? Owe pimo wiwa bwana

You all know who will turn off the TV today. He has also told his entire village of Kolenyo to do the same.

A tragic incident has been reported this morning after a man identified as Bonface Ondimu attempted to turn breakfast into a full-time career and paid the ultimate price. According to eyewitnesses, there was a competition where participants were required to eat as many loaves of dry bread as possible,, with a grand prize of KSh 1,000. The kind of money that can’t even survive a weekend in Sikhendu. Bonface, clearly determined to secure generational wealth for his bloodline, went all in. He didn’t come to play, he came to carbo-load like a mikora on a mission. Witnesses say he confidently finished the first loaf, defeated the second like a seasoned warrior, then attacked the third one like rent was due yesterday. Things quickly went south when a stubborn piece of bread decided to park itself in his throat, refusing to move nor to cooperate. Panic ensued & People started shouting, others offering useless advice like sii ukule pole pole,, as if the man hadn’t already turned himself into a human bakery. He was rushed to Mbagathi Hospital but sadly, upon arrival, doctors confirmed that Bonface had already locked in to Sayuni's gate,, probably still wondering if the KSh 1,000 would be sent via M-Pesa to his next of kin. Authorities are expected to investigate the circumstances surrounding the incident. Members of the public are urged to avoid engaging in dangerous competitions that may put their oesophagus at risk. Our boy is currently cooling his heels in Sayuni with his ancestors, sponsored by poor decision-making. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor family during this difiikalt times. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@kichwa_ @HonMosiria you didn't see this

How about the lady who burnt her bf with hot water and stole around 300 large kwa mpesa?????

@ntvkenya Where do you want me to meet him? 🤔

Meet Allans Ademba, man behind ‘Uko Kadi?’ voter registration trend zurl.co/6DrmM

@OdhisSr So how much is enough money?? 😉 Waache upuzi

Niliona video flani ya KMTC student akisema parents should send (enough) money to female students in campus ndio wasilale na wababaz . I was surprised juu my 'mamafua' is a 4th year student at JKUAT, and she gets something to sustain herself. Kuna dem mwingine pia hupika pilau and I always try as much as possible to promote her. Campus ladies waache kutafuta excuse ya kufanya umalaya banaa .

Watu wa Tutam wamejam sana na hii maneno ya Tuko Cadi. They thought youths have already bought fear eti Kasongo will steal anyway. Wanategemea sana low voter turnout ndio waibe kama By-Elections. But Wameanza kuona Kitumbua kimeingia mchanga. Ni masiku tunahesabu haha. 508 days left, na Tuko Cadi.

@HEBabuOwino I wish you can just decide once that now you are going for his boss 😀😅 Don't settle for little, if he's doubting go for his boss @HEBabuOwino

My friend still don’t know me

@onlyone_success She came for a visit 😂😂

@AtukoSteve Oh, she's even in your house? Good luck.

So, a jobless, pretty girl agrees to date you, and you're rejoicing? You don't know the weight of problems you just entered.

@Ggkinyanjui @polo_kimanii Keep it up your almost kijana Ukiendelea hivi utanyang'anya Kimani Bibi (Eve)

@polo_kimanii Skia hii....Napenda kuchezea KARURA but sisi KARURA forest ,sababu uliniambia huwezi nyoa adi ile time utapiga KURA.Asanti sana kwa kufanya njisikie kama RULER wakati wa ngono ,sababu unakuwanga COOLER kama mwanafunzi wa RURAL akiwa na RULAA kwa darasa...

Hey,Ukitoka karura si twende tuchukue kura alafu niku kure There no need to reply. Call me bebi #nikoKadi

@BergadoCedric @KenyanSays Whe! Broh this is hurting 🤕 😔😔🤣🤣

@KenyanSays Useless jobs in corporate that reward visibility, abilities to kiss ass, office feminine political manurvers, instead of performance. Hence the rise of team building and kosokoso. Men need missions, led by people with visions. Not single mothers with axes to grind.

It seems men have also stopped applying for corporate jobs, if what this HR lady says is anything to go by.

"For Kenya to be like Singapore, we must get the Kenyatta's, Odinga's and Moi's out of politics otherwise, Kenya will continue being robbed." — Jacob Juma

@Mastardcesh I agree 💯👍