Grandma

There have been reports of drunk toilet paper monkeys stacking under the influence again.

@VerticalHorizon Have fun with Michelle

Now is the chance to secure your place as a Vertical VIP! Our touring season gets underway this week — visit verticalhorizon.com/vip to lock in your place before dates sell out. A number of new VIP dates have been added to our website as well!

@VerticalHorizon Tell Michelle to quit hoarding her CDs.

Show dates! Check out if we’re heading to a city near you! It’s going to be an amazing tour season — we look forward to rocking out with you! Visit verticalhorizon.com for ticketing information.

Grandma is starting to feel better with large doses of pain meds and special needles. No jock strapping or douching needed.

Still taking time off from editing. I’ve been digitizing some little golden read alongs. Just can’t do anything tedious which means project fuzzy blue has to stay on hold.

I’m not sure how to feel about this fibromyalgia thing.

@VerticalHorizon I am on strike until I get to hear city winery this year. Just stick a mic in front of the PA for the acoustic sets at the very least. Those are special moments we never get here in the Midwest.

Check out our upcoming tour schedule for this fall! Tickets are on sale now for all dates. Vertical VIP is available for each show, though there is a limited supply and some dates have already sold out. Lock your place in today! Visit verticalhorizon.com for details.

After Outer Reaches Fest in Kansas City, I now know for a fact that main stream corporate rock is bad for my mental health. Butch Walker is a jerk for the record.

@SecretSunBlog I've invented BananaVision. It's a plastic bucket you stick on your head with a picture of Taylor Swift taped inside. It costs $25.95. I predict huge things.

Fancy cat hotel booked and tickets bought for the Negativland road trip.

@negativlandland @Falcon_Worsley @sue_c_cie Will you be at the movie in Kansas City on Sunday? Thanks. Look forward to it.

Fall Tour 2024! Ticketing info is here - negativland.com/upcoming-live-…… Let your friends know, and please come if you can! @Falcon_Worsley @sue_c_cie

Grandma is playing murder shows on the screen free audio player for children. It has a 24 hour battery and a night light. As always, kids get the better deal.

Yet another @Negativlandland live stream ruined because of community radio stoners who can’t get their shit together to bring us a decent board feed. Uh, sorry man. 🤷‍♀️

I think the WGXC DJs were fooled by the radio edit on the Negativland U2 album. 🤣

We used a lot of towels in the flood, but there are still enough left for Towel Week, starting tonight at 7 PM Eastern on the main channel.

@VerticalHorizon I am sad about some things. Not sure who to talk to about it.

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I wish music still brought me the joy that it used to. But now one of my favorite artists is charging for ukulele versions of his songs, and I would like to smash that ukulele over his head.

@nonprofitssay Our’s is outsourced to India.

We have figured out the solution to everything, and that solution is a web portal.

@negativlandland Wow, so many Midwest shows. But I can only pick one because I have an elderly cat at home. 🐱

More details as we have them, but here are the cities for spring 2024. There will be summer shows in the Pacific Northwest, and fall shows in the midwest.

Grandma had to go to the hospital. Facebook thinks I am 50+ because it’s showing me ads for silver singles. My body agrees.