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@baroswahjr Hakumkula at that age? Chances Ziko aje?

So this teacher married a student and is bragging online about it. Watamaliza yeye hapa online.

@TheNairobiTimez Sio katoto 😡😱

A suspected fare fraudster was confronted by matatu operators after being caught placing his own “Pochi la Biashara” number stickers inside public service vehicles to divert passenger payments to his personal phone. Video 👇📽️

@DrBellahh Uko na power saw🤣☹️

My boys come for circumcision 😁

@maxxedreve @ke_natasha1 I can't trust anyone with my dick on their mouth. No way I'mma get a BJ.

Ukipewa bj normally utamwaga after how long?

@KE_MrBlack @Amag_ke Get him a girlfriend he will learn reality and fantasy are unequal avenues

Finding out your younger sibling watches p*rn is really discouraging..I even don't know what to tell my lil bro?🥲

@SenelwaTumiso That's not a doctor. A doctor will really have time to call you. Re think your treatment

Blocked my doctor today… because why are you calling me every other minute about H. pylori like I’m on my deathbed? 😭 I don’t need pity, I don’t want sad voices checking on me… I just want to heal in peace. And no, I don’t feel bad about it.

@kijana_misa Hawa wa picha ni Wanna be. Reality Kwa ground poverty mindset.

Sijawai ona Elon Musk with all those billions amepiga picha ka hii. Sijawai ona hapa Kenya msee ka Jimmy Wanjigi with all those billions amepiga picha ka hii. What is the point of trying to prove to us that you are rich?

@mboni_cfc Hujui kuna app ya kufake hizi balances za bank, mpesa and PayPal hadi what's app chats. Ndio forex dudes hitumia to fool the anxious.

Mpesa inaeza hold 1M???

@mbiti_mwondi Hii post will haunt you in the future. Just delete 😅😅

Every self aware man 27 years and above should be making atleast a million shillings a month. If you ain’t it’s either the system is fucking us up or you’re lazy no in between. Think deep about it you’ll realize I am right!

@_MissVivie Use as straw to drink your tea, she will definitely reward you for your intelligence. 🤗

I just found this in my sister's room. What is it used for?

@TikTokGossipKe Our regards to the grandpa

Guinness world record holder Truphena Muthoni introduces her Mzungu Boyfriend.

@acecrypt01 Kuwa fundi wa mjengo 1.5k daily. You only need to buy masonry tools plus your common sense.

Ebu leteni izo legal ways za kuunda 1k daily

@UBERSOY1 This MTFs always have this nonsensical painting of Africans bad.

Black vagina is as acidic as a chimpanzee vagina 😭

@IAmLilRico He fucking thought he can ejaculate 50times like the king of the jungle and survive? 😱

Well Damn…😭💀

@l0n3n1nj4 @Bossyator Genius, i like this 😍

@Bossyator Employ & pay yourself 24 k per month. For all your other needs, have them as company expenses i.e. rent, food, transport, entertainment, investments etc. Your home can be your office so your rent is office rent. Buy a car as well & have it as a company asset that depreciates.

Wadau you know KRA are saying no company based in Kenya will be allowed to operate without employees and that the employees must remit PAYE. But here is the most interesting part. If you run your company as a sole shareholder and Director while you don't have any employees on record, they're saying you should indicate that the company has employed you and you set a salary that the company pays you which will be reflecting in your personal account every month. From this salary you will then be required to be remitting PAYE before or on 9th of every month. My question then, is it possible to employ yourself in your company that makes millions and give yourself a salary that's below the PAYE threshold/bracket? Syllabus ya Taxman is running faster that late Kelvin Kiptum.

@OgbeborData @Optimismking Cyanide poisoning

I gave goat cassava peels and cassava water to drink After some hours I found out the goat had died. What could be the reason? This goat farming business is not easy o

@Alokkumarzz PayPal will never allow you to hold that amount. Chances of this being fake are 100%

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@chris29ke Mdomo na Kanyau hunuka due to the smocking.

Can you marry a girl who smokes weed?

@Haky49501827 Khai inakaa defense msee.

Usiwaste pesa yako ukilipa fare kuenda VCT,chukua tu kitungu ukatekate,usipotoa machozi,anza kutaftana na ARVs😹😹

@_MtuTano Uko na lawyer 👀

Bookten will visit every town in Kenya but he will never set foot in his hometown. Jamaa hatawahi rudi kwao. Najua mnajiuliza why?? Jamaa zamani alikuwa mwizi, akashikwa, akakatwa vidole, time wanaenda kutafuta tyre na mafuta, akapata chance ya kuhepa. Akakam Nairobi exile.