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@Hunter_Eagleman Are you assuming my beer isn't actually sitting on an exact replica of this, currently?

LOL… So true!!

@SoveyX Curious how you have the "talk to me like this" parameters set. Seems like respectfully snarky. I dig it.

From Grok.

Number of landmines accidentally delivered to an IKEA. (2020-2026)

@Raiders_Analyst '20 and '24 remain to be fully seen, I suppose, but yeah... that '83 class rules this list, as of this posting. There's even a 4a and 4b out there, if Kenny O'Brien ain't yer thing - Todd Blackledge(sp?) and Tony Eason.

1983 and it's not close

@VinnyBonsignore If it was a betting odds over/under 50% that they execute that move, I'd lean over. As @thatspicyguy68 alluded to, he's NT sized. Along with that, he's a rugby dude. He can move AND he can tackle. One of those two traits is completely wasted on the O-line side.

They might, but regardless, he's got a long way to go.

@themichaeldarcy Hiya Michael! Your friendly Raiders fan, here. Don't fret too much about it, bud... they aren't the White Sox. Okay, they almost are, but save the hammer dropping until they are. If the A's can find some success...

I’d rather drop a hammer on my foot than watch this Royals offense.

@DuncenField @DMVFootballGuy @ShamsCharania Honestly? Wilt would like around ten thousand words. Or other things that begin with "w".

@DMVFootballGuy @ShamsCharania Wilt would like a word

The NBA is fining Charlotte's LaMelo Ball $35,000 for his trip of Miami's Bam Adebayo and upgrading the action to a Flagrant, plus fining him $25,000 for cursing postgame, sources tell ESPN. $60K in fines, Flagrant. No suspension.

@SteveLovesAmmo I would stump for dating the hottest couple of girls the two of ya could, given the attractiveness level of yer twindom. And then...

If I had a twin I would totally do something like this.

@SoveyX I would need that hair length set at about a foot and a half shorter. She does have an amazing mane. Stunning, actually. Fact remains, that much hair gets in the way. Don't read it to that, it just does.

The house is 🗑️. The hair is 🔥.

@MitchellCohen7 @RNR920AM We all dug it too, brother. Those two dudes are part of my everyday. Thankful to them for the time and effort to be craftsmen.

@RNR920AM Thank you so much for the entertainment. Putting me with the Kardashians is solid gold, Q, Ari!

@JustBlogBaby Good info piece. Well written, as always. Terrell-I'm out. So over drafting or otherwise acquiring injured players. Cisse-nailed it. 30 to 40 range. Everett-late 3rd, early 4th. Demmings-nailed. Also, gimme! Zeke-Feels like a 4th. Gimme. TJ - likely 7th or UDFA Jackson-same.

One CB prospect for Raiders fans to know in every round of 2026 NFL Draft justblogbaby.com/one-cb-prospec…

@TiffanyxFong I'm in! I don't gotta sing tho, right?

@JTTheBrick Bubba gets his shot stuffed, gets some incidental from his own dude( #11) and then makes an incredibly bad snap decision. This is why character counts. smh

This completely changed the game. Similar to an NFL edge rusher taking out a QB with a cheap shot.

@ChurchillAtoZ @NFLSEshow @TampaBayTre I could get behind the K.C. pick, for sure. It fits a need. That said, I advocate for a combo of fit + need/bpa approach. If I'm doing the mock, I know who's on the board at each decision point. Staring at results is fun, but lacking context it's a blind judge.

@ChurchillAtoZ @NFLSEshow @TampaBayTre Mock drafts are fun. Actually, they're pretty awesome. And addictive! I'm personally in about 500 of 'em over on PFSN. The posted results all suffer from one unavoidable flaw - they lack context. (tbc)

Watching the @NFLSEshow seven round mock draft stream right now and @TampaBayTre just drafted KC Concepcion at 36 for the #Raiders This is a draft they’re doing where the picks are based on what they would do if they were the GM of these teams. How would you feel w that pick?

@NickJFreitas Nick, it isn't that I didn't like reading it. It's that it's hard to read, since I know deep down that it's true. I've been preaching from the tops of my own, very small mountaintops about the long game that's being played. It's nefarious. It's diabolical. And, very effective.

Many will not like reading this, but it's a fact. Having served 4 years on the Education Committee in the Virginia House of Delegates, I can tell you that there is no school district in the Commonwealth, no matter how rural or conservative, that Democrats are not trying to mandate indoctrination that runs contrary to your principles. Thats not hyperbolic, it's reality. They don't call it indoctrination, because they don't see it that way. They see it as correcting the mistakes of your parenting, which in their view is not "progressive or tolerant" enough. And since they don't have enough of their own kids to win elections, they need yours to "think correctly" about these things before they reach voting age. So in their view this is essential to "preserve our democracy." Make sense now? Now someone will read this and ask me "why didn't you fix it?" And the answer is simple...because we never had sufficient votes to get the legislation passed. It wasn't for lack of submitting bills and fighting for them, not a single Democrat would vote for any of it and as long as they controlled just one part of the legislative process they could prevent all of it, because thats how the system works. In my entire 10 years in the General Assembly there wasn't a single year where they didn't at least control one part of the process. But now nothing is preventing them...because they have the votes and they control the entire process.

@SteveLovesAmmo The trucker hat is there. I see a cooler. No beer in hand. This is AI! :)

Based

@QueenAnticommie You should have seen my try. Earned the nickname "Yard Sale" on my first attempt. It was apt.

I’m kinda obsessed with sking fails 🤣

@JTTheBrick JT, draft a couple linebackers for the Yanks, cuz they clearly can't stop the run. ... I know where the door is.

Clutch HR to tie the game by Grisham who I’ve been all over for 2 weeks. HUGE game tying HR. Much needed. #Yankees 10-10

@SteveLovesAmmo Before I sign up as wingman for this, gonna need some context. What does "attend some of the spaces here" entail? I mean, bit of a commitment here. I'm mostly down, off the bat, cuz it's my boy, but... tacks and nuts are a shite combo.

I would rather drag my balls through 1/4 mile of thumbtacks that are covered in salt, while the Macarena is blasting through on a loudspeaker and angry Somalians chasing me than attend some of the spaces here now.

@SoveyX "Luxury brand psych ward" was not a combination of words I would have bet on ever hearing. Now that I have, I'm totally stealing it. With your permission, of course.

Every update about Kanye and his wife seems like it was generated in a luxury brand psych ward.