Beardy
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Michael Gove is imagining hoofing it into Shabana Mahmood
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The Telegraph@Telegraph
🔴 Michael Gove admits crush on Shabana Mahmood telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/0…
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@Midge1415 @StevenCheung47 Steve you’ve a head like an Easter egg and it’s obviously as empty as one.
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@StevenCheung47 Don’t you ever tire of licking his skiddy arsehole?
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@CatharineHoey @LozzaFox He literally bumped into me in Trafalgar Square on the queens diamond jubilee, no bodyguard, just going around meeting people. He is the only PM I know of who was a natural people person. Not hermetically sealed from the public like Starmer, Blair, khan et al.
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Boris was arguably the most famous politician when Mayor of London yet he travelled all over London on his bicycle with NO security and on the tube where he was usually inundated for selfies. Yet Khan immediately took a bomb proof carrier flanked by a back up and then a security guard. Absolutely no need for such an expensive security team. Signs of grandeur rather than necessity!
Geoffrey Myers@geoffreyMyers1
Wonder where the bomb proof land rovers , security detail and fire power were when Boris was Mayor of London !
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I was at a steakhouse in Dallas, eating alone at the bar. Next to me was a young guy in a military uniform. He was eating a baked potato and a side salad.
Nothing else. He kept eyeing the steaks coming out of the kitchen, then looking at his wallet. I flagged the bartender.
"Put his tab on mine," I whispered.
"And send him the ribeye.
Tell him it's a mistake from the kitchen."
The bartender grinned. "You got it."
Ten minutes later, the huge steak landed in front of the kid. "I didn't order this," he said, panicked. "I can't pay for this."
"Kitchen messed up," the bartender lied perfectly. "Manager said to eat it or we have to trash it." The kid ate like he hadn't seen food in a week.
When he finished, he asked for the check.
"Covered," the bartender pointed at me.
The kid turned to me. "Sir, I..."
"Thank you for your service," I said.
"Get home safe." He stood up, shook my hand, and walked out taller than he walked in.
If you have more than you need, build a long table, not a higher fence. 🫡🇺🇸
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I just got off the phone with someone who works in defense policy in Washington. What they told me should end every "Trump is reckless" argument permanently.
"Every single president since Clinton received the same intelligence briefing on Iran's nuclear timeline. Every single one was told the window was closing. Every single one chose to kick it down the road because the political cost of acting was higher than the political cost of waiting."
Trump got the same briefing. 60kg of 90% enriched uranium. 4 weeks to breakout. Material for 2 bombs.
He chose to act knowing it would tank his approval to 35%.
He chose to act knowing his own base would split.
He chose to act knowing NATO allies would refuse to help.
He chose to act knowing gas prices would spike.
A senior analyst I know at a major think tank put it this way: "The difference between Trump and every president before him isn't intelligence. They all had the same data. The difference is courage."
Read that again.
Every president had the same file on their desk. Only one opened it and did something.
I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨

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@chris_kratovil It's all an act, he's a fraud and playing you morons like the fools you are.
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It’s not every day that one gets to listen to a former British Prime Minister recite from memory the opening passages of The Iliad in Ancient Greek, with no notes, in response to a random question from an undergraduate—and all while wearing what appear to be Thomas The Tank Engine socks. But today was one such day.
My thanks to my good friend Brad LaMorgese for the opportunity to see the colorful and comic Boris Johnson speak tonight at the University of Dallas.


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@MartinMcAll @Dli_ODoir I've watched both and although Gomorrah was very good and I really enjoyed it, I think Sopranos is better. The violence in Sopranos is more subtle, the soundtracks are good and Tony/Paulie and the crew add a bit of humour.
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@Dli_ODoir Try Gomorrah as it includes a family dynamic, with the change of the soft son. It's very clever writing and I'd be shocked if someone loves the Sopranos and didn't enjoy this one. Watch with the subtitles. Then when you learn the soft son was the director as well - shock
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And in this house, Tony Soprano is the main character of the greatest show ever. End of story.
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Emir Han@RealEmirHan
Name the greatest TV show of all time.
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@CaradineMaloney I’m on Hydroxocobalamin 1mg/1ml solution injections every 3 months - I’m not sure what strength the original ones were.
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