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*grabs u by the tail* come onn,,, come onnnn,,, get up get up,,,,

I would suck dick for 1000$ Hell, id suck it for 20$ Hell, id suck it for a yart Hell, id suck it for free Hell, im literally asking Please? :3

@OpaliteButchh i dont think so, if it really bothers you just wipe down the bottom of the vacuum after your done with a baby wipe. the vacuum already cleans up bits of skin, hair, and crumbs of a buncha stuff.

@Beedumph1 No I mean like is it gross if the vaccum touches toilet paper crumbs and stuff cause I also use it to vaccum the rest of the house cause like I have ocd and I’m asking genuinely I need a frame of reference

Is it disgusting to vaccum the bathroom floor? My dad’s old and I have to clean up after him, but mopping the floor is hard with toilet paper crumbs and hairs… genuine question, oomfs

pupper

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

you know she’s really into you when she starts saying shit like “i want to eat you”

born to lick armpits, forced to taste deodorant

Finally an excuse to use this image

cnc but she is really bad at acting like she doesn't want it because her tail wags the whole time

are you a thingamajig because I want you to doohickys on me

Infatuated

@web_moder are you real omg

monochrome

puppy squirming in my lap while i’m petting his hair, not because he’s hot and bothered but because he’s trying to signal he wants belly rubs instead and doesn’t want to use his words. (i ignore it until he asks nicely like a good pup)

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

those paws could ruin me

Ugh having a voice kink has its perks until you’re in a game and your friend calls you a dumb puppy, then you’re just sitting there in your chair whining