Berek ( not Private Pyle )

Ant’s arrived early #SAFC #NUFC

@MyLordBebo The question is did he try to milk a cow ?

ChingChongChinaman open up!

@GBNEWS Iconic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Iconic British retailer closes the last of its high street stores as fans rue 'sad' but 'inevitable' end gbnews.com/money/game-clo…

@SkySportsNews He’s shite

"I want to be there. If I don't get this chance, it's not going to happen." 🏆 Newcastle's Dan Burn admits he's "desperate" to represent England at the World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@BBCNews And smaller goals

Fifa rules women's teams must have female coaches bbc.in/4bUgUv2

Trump really did just ask the Japanese why they weren’t warned about Pearl Harbour 😂😂😂😂

@maria_mart65758 @DaveAtherton20 @grok

@DaveAtherton20 @grok who is this man

Today's really feel-good story. Paul Gadd, 81, known mostly by his stage name Gary Glitter, is on his last legs. He's blind, confined to a wheelchair and spends 23 hours a day in his cell.

@SkyNews @joncraig “ Japan are sending PlayStations “

BREAKING: A joint statement has been released by the UK, France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands and Japan condemning "recent attacks by Iran on unarmed commercial vessels in the Gulf". Sky's @JonCraig reports ⬇️ Read more 🔗 trib.al/Dj53j28 📺 Sky 501 and Virgin 602

@SkyNews Good luck with that 😂😂

Online forum 4Chan has been fined £450,000 by regulator Ofcom for failing to have age checks in place to stop children from seeing pornography on its site 🔗 Read more trib.al/TW1QzxU

@talkSPORT There’s an afternoon shift at Greggs

Newcastle vs Sunderland handed unique kick-off time as reason explained #Echobox=1773922313" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">talksport.com/football/41245…

@EthanOsafc Furthermore……

Really hope none of us bump into this hooligan on the escort on Sunday. We should be scared! 😱 #safc

@SkyNews @esadiya Already seen some bellends wearing masks and I’m in Cumbria 😂😂🤡🤡

BREAKING: The number of meningitis cases linked to the outbreak in Kent has risen to 27, according to new figures from the UK Health Security Agency. Sky's @esadiya has the latest ⬇️ Read more 🔗 trib.al/7Ly1qpO 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@SkyNews Tell that to Kelly Osbourne

Drugs used for weight loss could help reduce anxiety and depression, a new study revealed. 🔗 Read more trib.al/xVctffj

BREAKING: The number of meningitis cases has risen to 27 🔗 Read more trib.al/2Jujo15

1600s Tynesiders fought for their King (George) and became known as Georgie’s men (Geordies) Wearsiders fought against our king and were forever “cast a sunder” in a new town called Sunderland #SAFC you betrayed your king and country Come on #NUFC let’s smash these bastards

@alanshearer Great game indeed

Boooooooooommmmmmm 🖤🤍 another cracker. Great game. 🖤🤍 #BARNEW

Furvamore….

@Weldy43 We won’t so relax

If Sunderland beat us on Sunday surely that will be enough to see the back of Howe

@CraigHope_DM No changing room photo tonight ?

Eddie Howe: "Psychologically, that was a tough one (third goal). Right on half-time, again the last kick, very similar to what happened at the end of the game in the first leg. We should have been going in at half-time with a great feeling. Anything was possible. "And then they score quite quickly after half time. Psychologically we didn't recover from that moment. The second half was tough. It was a painful experience"

Wonder what odds Chopra would’ve got on the result 😂😂😂😂😂😂