birdappuser
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@dayixings Would rather kms than saying anything good about my boss
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@Birdappuser48 this is what happens when you stay while other ppl leave & then spend 3 mins talking up the ceo w your colleague
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these are the real networking eats!! (i gobbled up my calamari before remembering sorry (oink))
dd ☁️@dayixings
networking eats were fuckin abysmal today so i couldn’t bring myself to take a picture BUTTT i had the best hair day in the longest time so it’s all okay they just gotta feed me better tomorrow man
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this tweet genuinely made me see red for a second
🏳️🌈stickydacat🏳️⚧️@stickydacat
BBQ sauce is lowkey the worst sauce next to mustard
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@TrollDevil9000 Last I checked none of these words are synonymous with gay and retarded
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@econoadabsurdam @dayixings this one looks good you gotta admit
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I’m pleased to announce that this is actually pretty good
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Love women
My favorite gender is women
But by God if another female coworker joins our room I'm killing myself
These women never shut up once they start talking there's already 4 of them here
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Plus, meaning: More or no more
Personne, meaning: Nobody or anybody
Jamais, meaning: Never or ever
Rien, meaning: Nothing or anything
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@dayixings @sociopathchan Fuck are you looking for a 6'5 man or something
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imo face card is 100x more important than height in attractiveness unless you’re very very short
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@dayixings @NuttingOnElon77 But I want to be european 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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good morning i have a job interview i CANNOT fumble today
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I just found out you can drink skimmed milk instead of water and get a shitload of free protein in return
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