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I LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE HAIRED WIFE @36CHMBRZ FOR EVER. IM SO PROUD OF YOU

🚨BREAKING🚨 OPENAI COFOUNDER ANDREJ KARPATHY IS NOW JOINING ANTHROPIC!

@itsalexvacca ADS

We built 12 Claude Code skills that run our entire paid media ops across Google, Meta, and LinkedIn at ColdIQ (and we're giving the whole pack away). Our head of growth Ivan Falco runs $200K/month in ad spend from a terminal. It's how we doubled client load this year without losing quality. The skills do the work that used to fill our media buyers' calendars: spot creative fatigue, adjust bids, upload audiences, run bulk edits, flag broken campaigns, build reports. Each skill does a specific job: Google Ads: → keyword-analyzer: audits quality scores and finds keyword gaps → negative-keywords: reviews search terms and blocks wasted spend → performance-auditor: compares periods and flags what changed → search-terms: surfaces queries burning budget with zero conversions Meta Ads: → audience-builder: turns CRM lists into custom audiences → creative-fatigue-analyzer: spots declining CTR before the metrics flag it → fatigue-monitor: flags when your audience is saturated → spend-tracker: tracks budget pacing across every campaign LinkedIn Ads: → audience-builder: builds targeting audiences at scale → bid-optimizer: adjusts bids across campaigns in bulk → bulk-editor: mass edits campaigns, ads, and naming in seconds → creative-builder: generates ad creatives from brand specs You drop them into Claude Code, connect your ad accounts, and tell it what you need. It reads the skill, plugs into the platform, executes. 300+ hours of work went into building these. Comment ADS and we'll send all 12 over.

@egeberkina Smells like Midjourney image training

Krea’s new model has some really clean aesthetics I've been testing it early and honestly enjoying the outputs a lot so far Also got a few invite codes, drop a comment if you wanna try it 👇

CHINA COIN ‼️🚀🚀

@ClaudeDevs * Bugmaxxing…

✻ Flibbertigibetting…

@The__Solstice When solstice switched his sproto pfp

every happen to you where someones pfp just pisses you off

@boringlocalseo LOCALRANK

REPEAT AFTER ME LLM citations have never been more important Took 2 weeks to get our client recommended by Gemini + ChatGPT This method gets you featured in 500 listicles for less than $0.5 EACH Comment LOCALRANK + like this post, and I'll DM it to you (must be following)

Looks familiar

@MoonDevOnYT What is the signal to all this noise that im witnessing

Most people will just debate on how and where to run openclaw I just started running it and found out my own secrets

Rick Rubin got orangutan aura

Imagine you are in the driver's seat of a car. You have been sitting there so long that you have forgotten that it is the seat of a car, forgotten how to get out of the seat, forgotten the existence of your own legs, indeed forgotten that you are a being at all separate from the car. You control the car with skill and precision, driving it wherever you wish to go, manipulating the headlights and the windshield wipers and the stereo and the air conditioning, and you pronounce yourself a great master. But there are paths you cannot travel, because there are no roads to them, and you long to run through the forest, or swim in the river, or climb the high mountains. A line of prophets who have come before you tell you that the secret to these forbidden mysteries is an ancient and terrible skill called GETTING OUT OF THE CAR, and you resolve to learn this skill. You try every button on the dashboard, but none of them is the button for GETTING OUT OF THE CAR. You drive all of the highways and byways of the earth, but you cannot reach GETTING OUT OF THE CAR, for it is not a place on a highway. The prophets tell you GETTING OUT OF THE CAR is something fundamentally different than anything you have done thus far, but to you this means ever sillier extremities: driving backwards, driving with the headlights on in the glare of noon, driving into ditches on purpose, but none of these reveal the secret of GETTING OUT OF THE CAR. The prophets tell you it is easy; indeed, it is the easiest thing you have ever done. You have traveled the Pan-American Highway from the boreal pole to the Darien Gap, you have crossed Route 66 in the dead heat of summer, you have outrun cop cars at 160 mph and survived, and GETTING OUT OF THE CAR is easier than any of them, the easiest thing you can imagine, closer to you than the veins in your head, but still the secret is obscure to you. And finally you drive to the top of the highest peak and you find a sage, and you ask him what series of buttons on the dashboard you have to press to get out of the car. And he tells you that it's not about pressing buttons on the dashboard and you just need to GET OUT OF THE CAR. And you say okay, fine, but what series of buttons will lead to you getting out of the car, and he says no, really, you need to stop thinking about dashboard buttons and GET OUT OF THE CAR. And you tell him maybe if the sage helps you change your oil or rotates your tires or something then it will improve your driving to the point where getting out of the car will be a cinch after that, and he tells you it has nothing to do with how rotated your tires are and you just need to GET OUT OF THE CAR, and so you call him a moron and drive away.

@lukebelmar Shift your attention or it will be shifted for you

There will always be haters when you accomplish great things. Ignore them and secure your bag so you can take care of your family. 2026 is the year of AI abundance!

@TMTLongShort @grok fortnite terms please

I’ve been consistent in my messaging. Boomer PMs have yet to hit the “omg wtf” stage and when it comes y’all aren’t ready for the level of baby out with bath water you’ll see. Today was just a little taste.

@testingcatalog inb4 KYC Accounts for American LLMs

BREAKING 🚨: Anthropic vs China! Anthropic has reported on the industry scale distillation from Chinese AI labs via 24000 accounts. “We’ve identified industrial-scale distillation attacks on our models by DeepSeek, Moonshot AI, and MiniMax.”

TaaVG Training as a Video Game is the new SaaS

If you do not direct your attention, it will be directed for you.

We are only limited by our weakness of attention and poverty of imagination

Holy fucking accelerometer

Holy shit

you’re laughing? Gemini Ultra can now create 3d printing files directly and you’re laughing?