Bitter Gainer

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Bitter Gainer

@BitterGainer

Mutant rodent. Exploited football mascot. I hate about 24% of all humans. Pants-averse. The Riders make millions but pay me peanuts. Parody(?)

Parkbeg Se unió Nisan 2012
148 Siguiendo3K Seguidores
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Bitter Gainer@BitterGainer·
You don’t need to wait till 5 PM for the announcement. It’s going to be me, with a triangle.
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At least there were fireworks.
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Grow up Will Smith. Someone should pimp slap you for letting Carlton OD on that Meth you kept in your locker 25 years ago.
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I’d still rather watch Shakira and J. Lo.
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Look, I may be a flea-ridden, mutant rodent with anger issues and a drinking problem, but please don’t compare me to her. It’s demeaning.
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I hate that I cared this much about the outcome of a football game.
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I am too sober for this. And I’m not sober whatsoever.
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I did not feel like that review was going to stand. But I’ll take it.
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Jesus, we could use ALL the sprinkles you got.
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If there really is a God, He must be a Rider fan.
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