Nicholas Buchanan

Any rich female vampire sugar mommy looking to enthrall a mortal? Come on ahead. I know enough to know it's a bad idea, but I also walk quiet roads through the woods at night alone, so clearly my threat assessment needs work. DMs open. Mostly joking.

Requesting sick leave in 2007: Employee: “I’m sick today. I’m taking the day off.” HR: “Approved. Get well soon.” Requesting sick leave in 2026:

@mexicano4urtaco @muheediva01 'Not all men.'

Going to start commenting “not all men” when someone says “Men are providers and protectors.”

@muheediva01 And not all men are rapists, as you liars act like. Statistically, less than half the men on the planet are woman abusers/rapists. Y'all just like the ego boosts y'all get from these fake posts.

@forallcurious Watch out, cause it's likely she's bout to go 'missing' or 'suicide' with this evil government in charge.

🚨: Egyptian physicists Aisha Mustafa, 19, developed a quantum-based propulsion system that can move space probes and satellites without relying on any fuel

@abid8105 Two. (Because there are clear lines, and not how many triangles can there be, but how many there are)

How many triangles?

In 1962, Brendon Grimshaw purchased Moyenne Island in the Seychelles for roughly $11,000. At the time, the small island was completely barren and uninhabited. Over the following decades, Grimshaw dedicated his life to restoring its ecosystem. He personally planted more than 16,000 trees, created walking trails, and reintroduced endangered species — most notably giant Aldabra tortoises — transforming the once-desolate island into a lush, thriving nature sanctuary. Despite numerous offers from wealthy developers eager to turn the island into a luxury resort, Grimshaw consistently refused. He famously rejected a $50 million bid, determined to keep Moyenne Island as a protected natural haven open for people to enjoy rather than a private commercial venture. In 2009, his vision was permanently secured when Moyenne Island was incorporated into the Sainte Anne Marine National Park, becoming the smallest national park in the world. Grimshaw lived on the island until his death in 2012, leaving behind a remarkable legacy of conservation and environmental stewardship that continues to protect this unique paradise for future generations.

@237gossipmail @ceraliza Cheating requires them to be together, dude.

@ceraliza The audacity to cheat and get caught like that is crazy. You didn’t even need to say a word karma handled the whole situation for you.

I told my ex I’d be away for the weekend, but I got sick and stayed home without telling him. At around 10pm I woke up to get a glass of water and while in the kitchen I heard someone fumbling at the door and thought it was a break-in. Turns out it was him… using his key, walking in with another girl. We all just stood there, shocked, while he scrambled for an excuse.

@nostalgic_broad @ceraliza It's not cheating if they're divorced, dude. It's using the house, which depends on the thing on the badness.

@ceraliza The way I would've tore him up. And not for cheating, but for having the fucking gall to bring a bitch to my house. 😭

@ihatedai Damn🤦🏽‍♂️such advice just make things worse…my condolences to ladies with good guys liking this post, just know…one person’s situation shouldn’t turn into a reason to move reckless. Not everyone cheats - on both sides. Some people just lack respect, simple as that.

@ihatedai Ladies do not listen to hoes like this. You do that, and you will never ever find someone for you. There's still guys who are only for one woman. Not all of us are. Men who's getting money will always have a few women on the side. Thats how it is. Stop being butt hurt over that

@j_ni_h @DontWorryBoutB School lunch is free. What's a school shirt and hoodie? Parking is free. There is no school id.

@DontWorryBoutB meanwhile: school hoodie - $40 school t shirt - $25 school agenda - $10 school ID - $10 parking permit (if applicable) - $10 school lunch - $5 and that’s just off the top of my head AND from 2014-2018

per my son…his teacher said she’s filing a police report on him for having too much money at school. girl, it was $50. she acting like he bout to buy the block. girl in 2026 that’s chick fil a for him & 2 friends. DASSIT.

@0naia_ @probesandjelly @wynrosei Dude. No, most women don't. A ton, yes. Most? No.

@BraveAbaddon @probesandjelly @wynrosei and they have to take pepper spray/tasers and be on guard at all times lmao

FUCKING LEGEND OF A RESPONSE.

@un_British @wynrosei Nope. It's that it's bullshit to degrade yourself for a few hundred people.

@BraveAbaddon @wynrosei You were so desperate to type a bs response you spelt a six letter word with a single number.

@jlorennem @papi_wild @wynrosei Brainwashed, much?

@papi_wild @wynrosei Real. They always have to make exceptions as if looking to excuse this behavior. They don’t see the big picture. The VERY LARGE picture💀 it’s like the “all lives matter” bs all over again

@papi_wild @wynrosei Nope. It's just widely false.

@wynrosei Men will read a response like that and begin to have selective amnesia. They are always looking for excuses to justify that the narrative of women are unsafe in the presence of men is false.

@ninjacottonball @wynrosei Nah. It's that he's a coward.

@wynrosei Every man in the comments who’s angry at his response is who he is referring to.

@probesandjelly @wynrosei Nope. Women takes walks at midnight too. Don't lie.

@wynrosei *Eggshells*

@wynrosei No. A coward's response, walking on egg6, literally degrading yourself just for a few traumatized women who refuses to accept that most men aren't going to rape or kill you? No.