Nathan

@fiagirly Unc time to hang up the gloves

Maybe we don’t need a race tomorrow. 🤡🤡🤡

Peter Kellner has this v useful guide on how to judge the English council election results for each party

This game is first next week so Bayern-PSG can clean our eyes

Cuando el amigo gay de tu novia pronuncia Kvaratskhelia correctamente

We are investing in new rail, roads, and nuclear reactors.
 New scanners for our hospitals and free breakfast clubs for our children. We’re not going to let the Conservatives - or their friends in Reform - tear that down.

✅ Casemiro - 9 Premier League Goals ❌ Saka & Odegaard - 7 Premier League Goals

@GodofDogs @the_mantress You don’t though do you

@the_mantress I do. Yes.

Hey. Chelsea Harris from Walsall. Why is all your fucking waste on a country lane in Shropshire ?

Michael Olise with Jamal Musiala after the Bayern Munich game. 😳

That was the craziest 5 minutes of #ImACeleb in 25 years. I absolutely love the drama of live TV but David and Jimmy are EMBARRASSING themselves. To have Ant & Dec, the unbiased hosts, telling you you’re chatting shit? Pathetic. David is just a massive high school bully

@DPJHodges @alexburghart "When the herd moves, it moves," Boris Johnson.

“You’re more likely to lose your job to someone who is using AI, than to AI itself...” Rishi Sunak speaks to @faisalislam about how AI could impact jobs, with the former PM saying the “best protection” is to have a “competence and confidence using these new tools.” #Newsnight

@MelJStride See any turds floating around?

Dartmoor Swimmer’s Eye View: Beautiful, fresh, invigorating wild swim in my local river this morning.

#AVENGERSDOOMSDAY TRAILER BREAKDOWN! (Pt 1/2)

@Conservatives The roads are literally in the state they are because you cut funding which you call as “efficiency” savings and then expect more for less

Things could be so much better. Vote Conservative.

Bayern 2-3 Real Madrid

“Most impressive F1 season without winning the championship?” My girlfriend: 2025 Verstappen Me: 2012 Alonso My girl's gay bestfriend: 2008 or 2010 Kubica Me:

@Mikeyboy6578 @Pompey

@Pompey We are staying up!!

IT'S TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 🎩

Spurs are the 3am Kebab 😂😂😂😂

“I actually thought the Ref had a good game” Brooo😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

“You’re meant to be a professional pundit” “Do I look like one”💀💀😂😭