canice

And so must it be..

I wish Iran would just develop a nuclear weapon already so we can all move on with our lives.

RCCG stayed in my dad’s property for free, for good 15 years. Time to make him pastor, they realized his family are not members of the church & forgot the free property & equipments. One midnight, my younger brother & I brought out all their things.

Imagine Sporting kick Arsenal out of the UCL this Wednesday and then City trash them next weekend. Hospitals will be filled with patients

Even if AMPUTATION resigns, the President would still be the one to appoint another person. That power of appointment needs to be worked on.

The Japanese got nuked twice and moved on. Hitler still lives rent free in the jews’ head.

Sometimes you show up prepared, polished, and ready…and it still doesn’t go your way. I didn’t get the job guys. 💔

You know you can't execute a blockade by posting on X, right? Like you have to actually bring your ships closer!

The morons are mainly in Nigeria

Mojtaba Khamenei to the White House: “You begged for a ceasefire to reload — we allowed it to expose your weakness.” “Whatever you bring in two weeks, we’ll wipe out in two days. Our missile and drone power won’t run out for 10 years. For every loss, we replace it.” “We won’t wait. Tel Aviv will be hit with full force — no energy center will remain operational.” “No more truces. No negotiations. It’s victory or martyrdom.” Reports claim up to 10,000 missiles ready for major targets. “If you return, we return — and God is with us.”

You see his pictures and the urge to just strangle the life out of him with your bare hands while spitting at him increases by 200 percent

That phase when you slowly start h@ting your president

Netanyahu will be arrested or killed and Trump won’t be the US President by the end of 2026.

Western journalists are silent, because to them and their Epstein-class overlords, we are all just Amalek.

Orcas eat great white sharks. They hunt seals, dolphins, and baby whales. They have never killed a single human in the open ocean. Not once, in all of recorded history. An orca's brain weighs up to 15 pounds. Yours weighs about 3. They have roughly double the brain cells we do in the regions that handle complex thought. A neuroscientist at Emory named Lori Marino put an orca brain in an MRI and found these animals can tell different species apart underwater. They do it by sending out clicks that bounce off everything around them and come back as a kind of 3D sound map (this is called echolocation). From 500 feet away, an orca knows you're a human and not a seal. It skips you on purpose. The answer is culture. Orcas around the world are divided into at least 10 separate populations, each with its own food rules, its own language, and its own way of hunting. All of it learned from their mothers. One population eats only fish. Another eats only marine mammals like seals and sea lions. These two populations can live in the exact same water and never swap a single meal. A baby orca learns what food is from its mother, and that list stays the same for life. In the Pacific Northwest, one population called the Southern Residents eats almost nothing but Chinook salmon. Scientists have documented them killing harbor porpoises 78 times over six decades, carrying the dead porpoises in their mouths, and never once eating them. Even when the group was starving. A 2023 study in Marine Mammal Science looked at all 78 cases and concluded it was play. These orcas would rather go hungry than eat something their culture says isn't food. Researchers studying whale behavior in 2001 found that orca cultural traditions "appear to have no parallel outside humans." Each family group has its own dialect, its own version of the language. Calves spend about two years just learning how to make all the sounds their family uses. Mothers will slow down a hunt on purpose so their young can watch. In 2005, a 12-year-old kid was swimming in Helm Bay, Alaska when an orca came at him full speed. At the very last second, the orca seemed to realize it was charging a human. It bent its entire body in half and turned back to open water. In captivity, it goes differently. SeaWorld's Tilikum killed three people during his life in a concrete tank. Research from 2016, published in the journal Animals, traced it to psychological collapse from being locked away from the family bonds orcas need to stay stable. I think calling this a "mystery" undersells the science. Orcas decide what to eat based on culture, not instinct. No orca mother has ever taught her calf to hunt humans, so no orca hunts humans. Only about 75 of those salmon-eating Southern Residents are still alive. Their pregnancy failure rate is 69% because we've destroyed their salmon runs. They won't break their food culture to survive. Whether we care enough to protect theirs is the part that actually matters.

Keep reposting until it goes viral.

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

Finally, for tonight, I am not a Politics Twitter person, so I want to drop this. When they ask you, "What did Peter Obi do in Anambra?" Tell them: 1. Education (Biggest Win) WAEC/NECO ranking: 26th to 1st nationally (held no. 1 for years). Rebuilt/rehabbed 1,300+ schools; returned mission schools to churches with full funding. World Bank studied the “Obi Education Model.” 2. Health Won $1 million Gates Foundation award for best immunization (polio eradicated). Accredited 12+ health institutions (from zero in 2006). Built state teaching hospital + stocked missionary hospitals. 3. Infrastructure & Economy Built/rehabbed 800–900+ km roads + 28 bridges. Attracted major investments: SABMiller ($100M+ brewery), Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing. GDP grew 40% (2009–2011): N735.8B to N1 trillion. 4. Fiscal Prudence & Debt Rated least indebted by DMO Handover Funds: N75B+ cash + $150M investments First Sub-Sovereign Wealth Fund in Nigeria (pioneering in Sub-Saharan Africa). Cleared pensions/salaries; zero arrears claimed 5. Security Turned Anambra from a kidnapping hotspot to one of Nigeria’s safest. No bank robberies in the final 3-5+ years. Gave security vehicles to all 177 communities. 6. Human Development HDI ranking: 8th to 3rd nationally. Strong gains in education (+22.5%) and health indices. When they ask you about Peter Gregory Obi, tell them what he did. When they tell you he can't transform Nigeria, tell them he has led transformation across all sectors before.

For Nigeria to get better some of you just need to die and there's no two ways about ...

Wale, I have just seen your response to me. I have also seen that of Egi Nupe @egi_nupe. I didn’t reply to him, but I think I can respond to you both with this. Here is the snapshot of the man you both support: Before I present the report of the destitution under Bola Ahmed, a leader who lacks the legitimacy of dignified rule, seeking validation from Western leaders and esteem from material, perishable things, let me quote Nelson Mandela: “A nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but its lowest ones.” Now, let’s examine how the man you support has treated those at the lower end of society: In the first year of Tinubu’s rule, inflation surged to 33.9%. That is a record high we haven’t seen since 1996. This set off a domino effect of worsening hardship over the next three years. Then came food inflation. The cost-of-living crisis was described as the “worst in a generation” by Reuters and the World Bank. He then removed the fuel subsidy, which had previously cushioned fuel prices for Nigerians. Prices exploded by over 223%. Today, it costs about ₦15,000 to fill a ten-litre keg, about 21% of the minimum wage. How does the man you support handle poverty? 10 million additional Nigerians were pushed into poverty in 2023 alone. Poverty rate estimates rose to 59–61% by 2024–2025. What about the debt being incurred for future generations? Total public debt ballooned to N152.4 trillion by June 2025, up from N87 trillion at handover. And it is still rising. What has he done about the security of the vulnerable? On average, 33 Nigerians are killed daily under this administration. The highest since Obasanjo. Kidnappings surged by 31% (2024 vs 2023). Nigerians paid about N2.23 trillion in ransom between May 2023 and April 2024. That's almost 3x Osun's N723.45 billion budget. Nigeria ranks 4th worst globally on the Global Terrorism Index. Terrorism deaths rose by 46% in 2025. Terrorists attack military formations, kill soldiers, and even circulate videos of these attacks. In just six months, several high-ranking officers, including a lieutenant and a general, have been lost. There were an estimated 12,000–15,000 violence-related incidents in the North between 2023 and 2026. Finally, corruption. Transparency International’s CPI places Nigeria around 140–145 out of 180 countries in 2023–2025. We remain among the worst globally. Wale, you wake up every day and defend this man. Tinubu has presided over a nation soaked in blood, and he has looked away. And what has been the response? 55bn in housing renovation. 5bn in a luxury yacht. 10 aircraft in the presidential fleet. A New Year’s speech saying there is nothing that can be done about the suffering. And more recently, that Nigerians are suffering, but so are other African countries, so they should be grateful. I didn’t even mention the corruption angle, such as around 16 trillion in unbidded contracts awarded to Chagoury. This is the man you support: one who has visited around 24 countries while not spending at least 15 minutes with those being slaughtered in his country. God bears me witness, I do not need to engage people like you. The likes of you and Egi Enupe are truly not worth having civil interaction with. You are the worst of the scrums of the earth. No moral fibre. No principles. No values. No code. Your nation is burning down, and you still hoist on your shoulders the man fanning the flames. If the land speaks, it would curse the likes of you. If the land moves, it would crush the likes of you. If the land lives, it would expel the likes of you. All these will end one day, Wale, and I promise you, a fate awaits you the likes of which the English language has never described. Until then, enjoy the nectar of death that ravishes the nation. When it is done, it will turn to you.

From Pharisee to Tax Collector: Rethinking Tinubu’s Kenyan Comparison In a recent remark in Yenagoa, Bola Ahmed Tinubu suggested that Nigerians should find solace in being “better off than Kenya and other African countries.” While this may have been intended to soften the impact of economic hardship and rising fuel prices, the comment risks downplaying the severity of the current crisis. It echoes the biblical parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector in the Gospel of Luke (18:9–14). A similar warning is found in the Qur’an (53:32), which cautions against self-righteousness. Like the Pharisee who boasted of his superiority over others to mask his own spiritual void, such downward comparisons serve more as a refuge than a remedy. This validated an earlier dismissive remark by President Ahmed Bola Tinubu during electioneering: “Na statistics we go shop?” Yet statistics remain indispensable - they are the language through which nations understand their condition and chart progress. No country can develop in isolation from measurable realities or without comparing itself with peers. Comparisons, when properly grounded, are not instruments of escapism but tools of accountability. What is objectionable is not comparison itself, but comparison stripped of credible, verifiable data—mere tax collector comparisons that soothe rather than solve. On key development indicators such as security, the Human Development Index, life expectancy, GDP per capita, literacy levels, and electricity access, Kenya consistently outperforms Nigeria. Nigeria is the fourth most terrorised nation in the world, while Kenya is not among the ten worst. Kenya’s HDI ranking is 143 out of 180 countries, with a coefficient of about 0.630, compared to Nigeria’s ranking of 164 out of 180, with a coefficient of about 0.530. Its GDP per capita is roughly $2,200–$2,300, compared to Nigeria’s $807–$835. Kenya’s poverty rate is about 43% of the population (approximately 23 million people), while Nigeria’s is about 63% (around 150 million people), over six times that of Kenya. Kenya’s life expectancy is about 67 years, while Nigeria’s is about 54 years. The literacy rate in Kenya is approximately 81–85%, compared to Nigeria’s 62–65%. Kenya’s electricity access is higher, while Nigeria has one of the lowest levels of electricity access in the world. Kenya has about 3.5 million out-of-school children, while Nigeria has about 20 million. Kenya’s inflation rate has been about 4.5% or lower over the past three years, while Nigeria’s has remained above 15% within the same period. Kenya’s exchange rate has been around USD 1 to KES 130 over the past three years, whereas Nigeria’s exchange rate rose from below ₦500/$1 to above ₦1,250/$1 within the same period. Even with developments in the Middle East and rising oil prices, Kenyans have not experienced the sharp increases in petroleum product prices seen in Nigeria. Across other key indicators, Kenya also performs better. In the end, these indices clearly show that Kenya ranks higher than Nigeria on several development metrics. The standard of living of Kenyans is better than that of Nigerians. If the President considers Kenyans to be suffering despite these stronger figures, then Nigerians are in a far more difficult situation. He should therefore refrain from self-consolation and, in honest reflection, take responsibility for the situation and make a determined effort to drive improvement. This requires a posture of humility, accountability, and commitment to addressing the factors that have slowed Nigeria’s development. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO