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melody
@CALAMITYMELODY
this is pretty much just a swiftie clowning and crying about med school account | 25 | chicago | she/her
Chicago, IL Se unió Aralık 2011
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ok so @rebmasel political podcast when
𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙚@BasketCasePA
Democrats need their own propaganda machine and I'm not even joking a little bit
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anyone feel like doing something special, something huge. something that’s sure to impress a young jodie foster
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I'd happily spend a night in jail in exchange for clocking this guy square in the jaw
Nicholas J. Fuentes@NickJFuentes
Your body, my choice. Forever.
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Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.
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If you are stress-shopping today do not do it on amazon.
Jeff Bezos@JeffBezos
Big congratulations to our 45th and now 47th President on an extraordinary political comeback and decisive victory. No nation has bigger opportunities. Wishing @realDonaldTrump all success in leading and uniting the America we all love.
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quick, explain how the electoral college works
✨🍉mao@guldrosh
It’s kinda disappointing that the US elections are a close fight?? Americans pls do better???
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med school made me scared to have surgery because those surgeons are NOT sleeping
Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)@agraybee
You know what, I don't want the guy popping open my chest to have a well-rounded life, I want him to be a surgery obsessive who never thinks about anything else.
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well isn't it convenient I'm already on the flight there right now
Universal Studios Hollywood@UniStudios
Are you ready to defy gravity? Starting today, fly into Universal Studios Hollywood to celebrate Universal Pictures’ @wickedmovie with exclusive merch, limited-time food and drinks, and even more coming soon!
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when I say I am proud of where I am from, remember I mean the Cherokee Nation, not the state of Oklahoma
OK State Dept of Ed@oksde
REMINDER: The Oklahoma Department of Education has partnered with @prageru to bring your children high-quality reading and entertainment materials rich in American History and Values! Be sure to visit the link below to read more about our partnership here and explore all other Social Studies materials on the SDE website: sde.ok.gov/social-studies
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