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Note to self: watch multiple times.

@JosephKahn Mic Drop.

I don't mind all the negativity thrown my way on X. Buddy, I'm a 36 year veteran of showbiz. Your haterade has electrolytes. I drink your milkshake.

@TomCruise Respect. Loved it then, will love it now.

Looking forward to sharing it with you all again in theaters next week!

Today, Sierra is releasing Ghostwriter, our agent for building agents. With Ghostwriter, you can create an AI agent for your customer experience — one that can chat, pick up the phone, speak dozens of languages, take action on your systems of record, and be protected with industry-leading guardrails — simply by having a conversation. No clicking, no forms, no menus. Codex and Claude Code have transformed how we build software, making it possible for software engineers to orchestrate and review the work rather than doing all the work themselves. We think the same transformation will happen for all software. Rather than every enterprise app having a web app for humans and an API for automation, every software platform’s UI will be an agent that can do the work on your behalf. I recorded a demo of my building and optimizing an agent with Ghostwriter so you can see how powerful and easy it is to use. It’s completely changed the way our early adopters build agents, and it’s changed the way I think about the software industry. Let me know what you think, and, if you’re interested in trying it out at your business, please reach out directly.

@AlbertBrooks Great movie. great performance.

Defending Your Life was released 35 years ago today!! I think I've conquered at least half of my fears.

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@JosephKahn Sage Advice.

Young people, let me drop some wisdom. You must save your money so that by the time you are 50, you can buy yourself a $10,000 sleep number mattress. This will improve your quality of life as your body disintegrates while you slowly die. Save now.

@TheLewisTan Happy fourth LT 🙏🏽

An example of good choreography, performed fully by the actors, no tricks, doubles or weird cuts. This requires skill and rehearsal, but we had no rehearsal. With master Iko Uwais

How to interpret some of the most common screenwriting notes:

Just found the old list of patents out IP lawyers for Broadcast com were going to file but never got around to under Yahoo. Not saying they all would have been granted, but if you ever need prior art in this area, here you go lol. Potential broadcast.com Patent Applications January 4, 1999 1. Geographic IP Identification Technique for pin-pointing the geographic location of a static IP device by triangulating routes taken by IP packets and building a database of IP addresses and DNS names. 2. Hybrid Networks A commercial network of unicast and multicast enabled networks that terminates at a single point and which enables digital content to be distributed in a one-to-many fashion across multiple networks from a single initiation point. 3. Multi-Network Multicast A commercial network of multicast enabled networks that terminates at a single point and which enables digital content to be distributed in a one-to-many fashion across multiple networks from a single initiation point. 4. Reverse Auction Online auction mechanism in which a buyer who desires to purchase goods defines that desire, along with a maximum price that s/he will pay.  Potential sellers then respond by offering their goods at  a price below any previous bidders and at or below the designated maximum price.
 5. Audio Ad Delivery Software techniques for parsing files served by web server and acting upon text to perform functions such as audio ad rotation and synchronized audio ad/pop-up URL scripting. 6. Web Server Reporting System Software techniques for reporting on very large web server of files across multiple web servers in order to comply with industry-standard web server reporting practices. 7. Commerce Payment Gateway Integration Modular software routines for interfacing with a variety of payment getaway vendors (e.g. Mpact, Cybersource) for pay-per-view/listen and for traditional e-commerce. 8. Streaming Server Parsing And Reporting Software techniques for reporting on very large streaming server log files across hundreds of streaming servers. 9. Streaming Authentication System Custom database and related Software routines that extend RealAudio's 5.x implementation of user and player authentication. 10. Web Page Generation System Set of databases and scripts for automatically generating website sections such as CD Jukebox, Radio Stations, AudioBooks, etc. 11. Live Events Management System Custom data base and web-based system for managing daily events by collecting data on each event and "publishing" collected data to various groups as needed. 12. Automatic Content Promotion Set of scripts that run against live event databases and generate files for publishing to Yahoo!, Real Networks, and CMP. 13. Telephony-Based Content Publication System that allows people to call into a voice-mailbox and leave messages which are then automatically encoded into multimedia content and hosted on a website.

In honor of my Birthday on the 2nd, this Saturday at 11am inviting all those I like, that like me back, to visit Canter's on Fairfax for "Stray's Brunch" or a coffee, or a hug.

Nina Jankowicz to the European Parliament: "Before I describe the details of Russia's recent online influence campaigns, I would like to call upon you to stand firm against another autocracy: The United States of America."

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@AlbertBrooks An electric, elegant performance.

Snubbed??? My agent told me I won.

Positive Gratitude.

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@TomCruise So well done. Man.

Every choice, every mission, has all led to this. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning. May 23, 2025.

AI banging.