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Alcoholic Mermaid
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Alcoholic Mermaid
@CarsonParfitt
Would rather be raving 💃🏼
Se unió Mayıs 2014
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@AriannaSmith51 David’s bridal! They are pretty cheap that’s where I got my black prom dress
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@MrNigelNg uncle roger I officially challenge you to grade my fried rice. I’ve been a professional chef for 8 years now. I currently am a master sushi chef, but fried rice isn’t ever out of the question. Sincerely- @AdamPardo
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@johnna_shea @AdamPardo I love and miss you, well bring the switch and controllers when we come visit!
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@_jypsi_ Chocolate chip butterscotch, I am a pretty good baker but idk was not my day for cookies yesterday. They still tasted good though 🤷🏻♀️
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@CarsonParfitt What kind of cookies? I am a cookie master. I always use Crisco.
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I could not get my cookies to stop sticking to my baking sheet and I’m literally so mad, I’ve never made uglier cookies in my life
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@aksydneylee My mom was telling me about those too! I def need some it was so bad lol
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@CarsonParfitt Dude you need a silicon sheet, i got one today and made perfect peanut butter cookies. I swear it was all the sheet
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@tremoney2016 Your the one who put that shit on Twitter, hope it’s not a repeat of the last time we played 😂
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I love you 🥺 peep the reaction vid
Pardo My Ass@AdamPardo
Shoutout @CarsonParfitt for giving me the greatest birthday present I've ever had. 😭 she kept it a mystery for so long and I had no idea what it was. I was so ecstatic when I got home from running errands to see @johnna_shea & @hibbyryan hanging out in the bedroom😱😭🤩😄
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I’m so excited for Adam’s birthday present I worked myself into an anxiety attack 🙄
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I’m so allergic to dairy and I had so much of it tonight, someone kill me why am I so stupid 😭
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We better stop Covid vaccine support or anyone who gets it is all going to hell 😂
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I work in clinical research and we had the more aggressive bible thumper email is today about how bill gates was the Anit Christ 🙄
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Lol half my lineup is questionable and I am gonna scream
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I literally caught my stove on fire tonight and then proceeded to spill corn all over the floor. I hate cooking lol
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