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Çělẹ́ṣtïälBrïdè

@CelestialBridee

I embrace my unique self with all its quirks and individuality, and I'm quite comfortable with it! Expert in the Sale of Women's Apparel and Lingerie

Se unió Ocak 2026
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Treasure ✰
Treasure ✰@OfficialTresure·
Four in a free for all, who's coming out alive?
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Enki.
Enki.@Silhouettin·
for my male moots
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Enki.
Enki.@Silhouettin·
Don't let the hype men fool you, I'm actually very mid. In fact, I'm a virgin. I dont even know what any of this is. I'm pure asf 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I heard if you have sex, they have to eat your head off your shoulders like a preying mantis so I'd rather not
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DADDY DABz 👶
DADDY DABz 👶@Austeiin·
Left the house this morning with my Ijaw woman, looked at the parlour and I just weak…..“God abeg, see as Daberechi don scatter this sitting room wey I dey manage.” 😅 I tell myself: once work is done, I go rush house go clean everywhere before my ijaw woman comes back. Later in the day, as we dey round up, one colleague say make we go chop—him go sponsor. I jejely tell am, “Baba, abeg package takeaway. I get house runs… family stuff.”......Omo, baba no even argue at all. Collected the food, rushed home, and dived straight into cleaning. For like 30 minutes, na only Dabz building blocks I dey pack from every corner of the house. At some point, I even ask myself: “How these blocks take enter wardrobe wey we lock?” 🤦🏾‍♂️ Cleaning wey I think say na quick 30 minutes, turn 45 minutes full work. But at least, everywhere don clean. Then my Ijaw woman came back, saw the house and she happy well well. I just dey feel like responsible husband of the year 🏆 Now guess what…..Less than 30 minutes later, this same DABERECHI quietly enter room, bring out her building blocks, open the whole bag….....and boom!......she poured everything at the middle of the sitting room just to play. Just like that.....my entire cleaning journey......scattered in a flash!..... 😭 God why me??!!!..............😪😪😩😩😩😭😭😭 I no dey clean again… till further notice.
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The Nikki V.
The Nikki V.@TheUnHeard_One·
OMG!! Ladies…feed your men well!! 😂😂😂
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Bob-Cat-Man
Bob-Cat-Man@bob_cat_man·
@AnihSammy Eleanor Strubing was a whore and a compulsive liar who was one of many who enshrined the American legacy of white women falsely accusing black men of rape. Then she had the audacity to claim she should have been believed regardless of the truth. She died in 2000 and rots in hell.
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TheBoySAM
TheBoySAM@AnihSammy·
🎬A courtroom drama that explores themes of race, justice, and prejudice in pre-civil rights America. Do you think Mr Spell is innocent? This is such a powerful scene🍿🍿
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Oluwafemi
Oluwafemi@Femi_Daveed·
This game is frustrating and annoying 😂😂..The gal isn't calm tho😭
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Çělẹ́ṣtïälBrïdè
Çělẹ́ṣtïälBrïdè@CelestialBridee·
@basket_mouth Please the link to the full stand up 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 I'll do anything
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Basket Mouth
Basket Mouth@basket_mouth·
Metamorphosis.
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ThatBlessedGirl
ThatBlessedGirl@BlessedGirl001·
This is the height of Rage baiting😂😂😂😂😂 reAl meN are talking🤣🤣🤣
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Mayor Frosh
Mayor Frosh@MayorFrosh2·
HunchoNini strikes again 😭
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