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🧀 The Daily Cheese - Vol I, Issue 8 🧀

Approximate implied move for Monday: $SPY +/- 11 points or 1.7% either way. $QQQ +/- 10 points or 1.8% either way. Gonna be another wild weekend full of monitoring the situation. Lol

🚨 Is this the beginning of a repeat of Lehman Bros 2008? UBS just halted withdrawals of a $469 million real estate fund and told investors they can't have their money back for up to 3 years. Why does this matter? Back in June of 2007, Bear Stearns did the same thing at two of their hedge funds. One year later, Lehman Brothers collapsed and the global financial crisis happened. UBS looked at their real estate portfolio, realized the buildings are not worth what they paid for them and they cannot sell them without admitting HUGE losses. Commercial real estate office vacancies are at record highs. Buildings are worth a fraction of what they were. Everyone has been trying to avoid marking their portfolios down to actual current value. But they cannot ignore it any longer.

#Bitcoin If you're an equities bear, crypto starting to participate again to the downside is what you want to see as it was initially the leader previously. If this bear flag did break down, the November 2022 pivot VWAP is currently around $57,500. $BTCUSD

@Mr_Derivatives Gunna need the TACO of all TACOs at this rate to have even a chance

My $META contest went bunk. Ugh. Let’s do another one. If the $SPY closes green today, I’ll give $400 to 4 random ppl EACH who like this tweet. Go.

genuinely feel bad for the guy longing oil thinking it will go up just because 20% of the worlds oil supply has been shut off for a month and every oil refinery in the middle east is on fire due to an escalating war with no end in sight

🚨A U.S. official told me the Command element of the 82nd airborne division has been directed by the Pentagon to deploy to the Middle East together with an infantry brigade consisting of several thousand troops 🚨This is another significant troops reinforcement in the region ahead of a possible ground operation in Iran

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@Zorgon_Gola I cannot brielieve the strait is still closed, may the mouse watch over us during these times

@CheesyRick With dairy refrigeration at risk and no compromise in sight, let’s hope certain parties are not considering extreme measures. 1 $CHEESE must remain 1 $CHEESE.

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*ONLYFANS OWNER LEONID RADVINSKY HAS DIED AT 43

@TJTheWheelDeal I was thinking the exact same thing, and I’m always wrong. So it will be pump Monday/Tuesday for a bull trap then dump rest of the week

I obviously don’t have a crystal ball but this is how I think the week plays out. I believe we have capitulation first part of the week and then it’s blue skies and green stocks. I’m looking to scale down naked calls bc the market will roar hard once “war” winds down and we have clarity on clarity act along with DHS being funded. This is my crystal ball theory for the week. Add a lb of Himalayan salt to it lol

#Bitcoin 4 hour chart

Rats die in traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free

crypto twitter check in

@Cernovich Iran surely won’t fold and open the strait right? Big game of chicken..

Bombing power plants?

@lookner Anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me before the nuclear winter starts?

@Zorgon_Gola As a neutral reporter I’m here to spread the news for both sides

@CheesyRick lmao

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