Christopher Hartley

Can we please have a less of the Americanised dramatic weather forecasts. It’s January, it’s Winter. It’s shit weather at the time of year we always have.

The clues on masked singer are getting a bit 321

@StandUpForTrmp Dangerous

DESCRIBE PRESIDENT TRUMP USING ONLY ONE WORD…

@80s_Kidz Reverse charges

First thing that comes to mind when you see this...

@birstallboi Sat on the floor for hours. I remember that day too. But it was exciting.

I can remember watching this at primary school!

@MyshkinFool And the twitter gays!

@RoyalFamily We don’t want them to come!!!

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@paulnorwich Best Christmas song though….

1st day of June and he’s upstairs listening to ‘When a Child Is Born’ by Johnny Mathis. Give me strength 😭

@Prada Is it the light, or has the bottom plate got a chip in it 🤦🏼?

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Make lots of noise. Watch the markets go into meltdown. U-turn at the 11th hour. Claim to have saved the economy. Rinse and Repeat.

@WhiteHouse @POTUS You’re disgusting.

The face you make after crushing it at the border — 99.9% stopped, 3 got through, and the era of weakness is dead. ☺️

@WhiteHouse @POTUS @ufc @danawhite Prick

THE LEGENDARY TRUMP DANCE KNOWN AROUND THE WORLD AT @UFC 314 🔥

@danriversitv But he’ll reduce/remove tariffs on the quiet, without all the hoopla of imposing them. And then claim to be the saviour of the world economy. (Pretty much his strategy for Gaza and Ukraine) Break them down, appear to repair and claim victory. #scam#transparent#egotist

Woah US stocks plummet on opening

@wildethingy Then to appear to fix it and be the great saviour of world economies and Middle East and Cold Wars?

Move fast and break stuff, is a great strategy if what you want is lots of broken stuff.

@TrumpDailyPosts Ever thought he might be intentionally crashing markets, including the US? To then reduce/remove tariffs on the quiet, markets recover and he bigs himself up as the victor for saving world economies? #scam#sheep#blindtoreality

Tattoo is a drag queen #behindthemask

@blanketperson Mine too

@BadFiggle Beautiful

I know I’m biased but…….🥰🐾

Which came first? Hazel Dean or Charity Shop Sue?