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@anavictoriasw Dijo aquel….

Yo: Le voy a checar los DMs de Instagram a mi esposo, seguro voy a encontrar cosas terribles Los DMs de mi esposo:

@CAPUFE Que buena manera de resolver! 4 horas y NADA!

🔴 CIERRE DE CIRCULACIÓN 🔴 Libramiento Noreste de Querétaro, km 0, dir. San Luis Potosí. Continúa cierre de circulación por atención de accidente (salida del camino de pipa) a la altura de la Plaza de Cobro Chichimequillas. Toma tus precauciones. Para más info. llama al 0⃣7⃣4⃣.

@afire_l0ve @LewisHamilton @wolffsupremacy @MercedesAMGF1 Cute!

@LewisHamilton Hi champ! We have a gift for you🤩🤩🤩 @wolffsupremacy @MercedesAMGF1

Luis ~

@LewisHamilton Huicho Hamilton

@redbullracing Ok, Checo looking like the naughty kid in the classroom…. 🤣 (@SChecoPerez ) #TortillaChallenge #MexicoGP

Try not to laugh... level 💯 #MexicoGP

“This is the Mexican way”…. #ChecoPerez #SingaporeGP #F1 #VamosCheco

What. A. Performance! #SingaporeGP @SChecoPerez

235 points for #ChecoPerez 1st place in #SingaporeGP Vamos Checo!!!! 🇲🇽 🏎 💨 Congrats!!! What a race!!! @SChecoPerez #F1 @redbullracing

Eight minutes + one lap to go Perez is stretching his lead at the front BUT he'll be investigated for an earlier incident with the Safety Car after the race 👀 #SingaporeGP #F1

📻 "Let's disappear." 🔟 minutes to go and Checo sets the Fastest Lap of the race 💜 #SingaporeGP 🇸🇬

@MikeSington His body language says it all… hungry for blood. He looks like an excited #Gollum looking for the ring of power. Yikes. The bridge is falling.

“We are actually seeing Roger in the middle of a conspiracy. That is what it is: a conspiracy to overturn the election.” Trump adviser Roger Stone, on video, outlining Trump’s plans to overturn the election results, months before the election.

@jimmyfallon Hey @FallonTonight When I was a kid #IusedToThink that the “reproductive system” of a person was the stomach.. cause it was “producing” the food.. duh! (And I remember it sounded very smart in my thinking 😂)

It's Hashtags time! Tweet something funny or weird that you used to think and tag it with #IUsedToThink. Could be on the show!

@MikeRoyce Did u see “Abbot elementary”? I loved it…

@EJerezESPN Voy corriendoooo es lo mero bueno!!

Siete entradas en Nueva York. Medias Rojas 4 Yankees 3. #MLBxESPN #DQNO

@SullyTrent @jjwalthers1994 @jaystarpower Stop!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🫢🫢🫢

@jjwalthers1994 @jaystarpower Jesus was gay. Think about it... He was 33 and not married, hung around with 12 men, catered a wedding in Cana (that by all reports was marvelous), had a woman as his BFF (Mary Madelene), then knowing it was His last night on Earth, threw a dinner party. Gay.

update: they didn’t want the pizza but i accidentally fell in love with one of the homophobic protestors

@LilNasX I don’t blame you! 😂

@JMichaelRoach @jimmyfallon Yezzzzz people take everything literally…. Lol

@jimmyfallon Yes. But in addition to the Bible. No reason to get rid of the Bible. #keepthebible

Instead of a Bible, every hotel room needs an iPhone charger that reaches the bed. #WeTweet

@DanetRdgz @jimmyfallon Oh sis! If that could only be a fact… the “reading the Bible makes you a better person”. But we know it doesn’t make a difference in many many many people 😂 Just choose to be nice and that’s it.

@jimmyfallon Go sleep with the word of God INSTEAD of the social media, so you can be a better person next day. Im glad to have the charger away 🤭 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bible! #WeTweet lol 😂

@MikeRoyce Yesssss!!!! Congrats!