Wisdom A. Yarborough

@shoujo_reiii I love making when Robert still calls Herm 'kid' when they're in the bedroom. He knows what it's doing to that freak of a boyfriend, and they both love it

@ColourfullMind i just think robert would slip up one day when they're getting Nasty and instead of herm getting icked out he'd get harder like a little freak 💔

there is something wrong with them i think

@timelywatermech They need to have a staring contest, but they both are using their puppy dog eyes on each other-- who's cracking first? (It's Herman, obviously)

could you say no to those big ol' eyes?

@timelywatermech ROBERT AS A MOUSE--- HELPPPPPP! I CAN'T! I LOVE HIM! SQUEAKY BABY

ouhhh the ickle.... the eensy.........

@typicalintrjctn Chrismukkah or Weinukkah!!! Ive written a story once for a different ship, and now you're making me consider doing this for Watermech

my Herman celebrates Christmas and Hannukah. I write granny as Jewish and imagine his grandfather wasn’t and so his mom celebrated both and now he does too

@greekmythos__ It's not a bad format, but again-- I think Dispatch could try something new with the format; why can't a choose your own adventure story follow more branching pathways? Let's revolutionize!

@ColourfullMind i dont dislike the format (i have played twd which uses it well) but it doesnt work when u have romance options involved idk there has to be SOME differences or its just feels like inconsequential

Hot Take: I think Season 2 of Dispatch SHOULD be more like a Dating Sim/Visual novel. I think Dispatch 2 should have more romance options and more branching routes. I dont want it to look like a mini pie chart-- give me a Pizza Pie chart-- give me this:

@greekmythos__ Like you can still have an overarching plotline to follow, while spreading out into different routes based on which character your are romancing (Like a lot of American RPGS) I don't want "50 % of Players Chose Option A/ 50% of Players Chose Option B" Give me This:

@ColourfullMind we need ROUTES i need an actual DIFFERENCE in each route with a different ENDING

"What about the Dispatching gameplay?" We can still have it! Did people forget that Dating Sims were also strategy games? That you can (to this day) have other gameplay elements in your dating sim/visual novel

@greekmythos__ Me frfr. I turn fics that could be finished in like 2-5k into 15k words!!! I need to lock in!

i think my like crutch as a writer is being too much of a yapper so the btm robert week fic im gonna try and not yap so much and figure out how to still make it hot

@greekmythos__ Oh no! That's awful! Zoo's are supposed to help animals and preserve their longevity, not hurt them. The ones that take advantage/use them as profit/dont take care of them are the worst! Im so sorry you experienced that : (. Poor babies

i only wish i could get my money back sigh

i went to a zoo today and as much as id like to share the little watermech photos i took before i clocked the issue, the way the animals were treated in there made me so upset and angry that i morally can not

@greekmythos__ I welcome the challenge let's see

@ColourfullMind IM GONNA LOCK EM UP FR IN A CORNER OF THE ISLAND DO NOT PLAY WITH ME AIDHFHRBR😂😂😂🤭

oh my god she looks like robert 😭💛💙🧡🤎 aaaaa

@shoujo_reiii @greekmythos__ Oh my! Mama yes!!!!!! This is delicious! Holy shit! Love Herman losing control and just making Robert his little sex toy!!!!

@greekmythos__ COUGHS LOUDLY AND NERVOUSLY

scrolling through my nsfw art refs like hmmm which one of these poses is most in character for them...

@greekmythos__ Did that change the name of the game? You: seriously guys, save some for the rest of the island Me: if they have 8 kids, ill make you fanfiction You: ...What are you two waiting for-- BACK IN THE FUCKING BEDROOM

@greekmythos__ If they get 8 more kids before any of your villagers get married or have a kid, I will write you something

@greekmythos__ They need 8 more kids just to really assert their dominance

@ColourfullMind they flex so much on everyone else!! 😭😭😭 no one else has kids, they are one of two couples with soulmate status on both sides, what more do they want omg!!

@greekmythos__ @samiisnthere Once more watermech continuing to prove they're the ultimate power couple!!!

@samiisnthere the watermech familiar continues to grow

@Sentient_clouds And then he comes back having succeeded

Robert sending Waterboy to solo 10% chance missions

@beebutchdeluxe @cowboyhyenaX3 @InkAndSmudge You get it 👉😎👉

@ColourfullMind @cowboyhyenaX3 @InkAndSmudge Just like Robert is gonna get a very long treat, ayoooooo 👈😎👈

Here's a little sneak peek from mine @InkAndSmudge 's next Watermech Fic:

@ZoralC0 @greekmythos__ THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD~ HOLY SHIT! GET YOUR NEW PUPPIES Herm (One Baby beef, and one frisky Robert ;P)

Malicestrom is on his way to get his pet! 💀 I drew @greekmythos__ 's villain Waterboy AU! >0< I really love bee's design of Malicestrom, he's super attractive like gosh! 🤯 I'm rooting for him to get his lover boy! 😘 #dispatch #waterboy #watermech ?