Ryan's Budget Plan 'Has Gotten Even Crueler' -- he wants to go into homes & seize piggy banks. Fine print reveals he's canceled Xmas
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Put our comedians to work for you. Let's face it, they'll only get in trouble if we don't keep them busy. Speeches, toasts, roasts, ghost tweets, shows.
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@HuffingtonPost Anti-Mafia Police Raid Diocese Of Papal Frontrunner -- I dunno. Pope Corleone might whip the Vatican into shape.
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Black smoke from Pope chimney. Cardinals return to their rooms only to receive Tyra Mail. Nerves are running high #NextTopPope
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Walmart turned couple in to cops for bath time photos of their kids. Nothing is more obscene to Walmart than cleanliness.
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Is it St. Patrick's day yet? Fuck it, I'm getting a head start on my drinking. #HangOnLiver
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@laurajrichter NNNnooooooo!!! Everybody loves boobs. Keep talking. We're listening.
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I was in Mom once. Does that count? RT @Funny1OneLiners There may be no "i" in "team," but there are three in "narcissistic
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Please help me wish @NathanHWilliams a very #HappyBirthday - shout out to him yall and let him feel the luv!
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@laurajrichter @shoelace1976 @ProhibitionBurg Goddammit - it's #NationalMargaritaDay get with the program, Richter. You, too, Ming.
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"@laurajrichter: @AshAustinMorris - youtube.com/watch?v=qwT5CJ… - Black Don't Crack" not just beauty. We don't crack under pressure either! OBAMA
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Now seems like a good time to move to Russia, cuz how likely is it that meteors will blow up there again? #RussianMeteor
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Student Michele Mahone's Home Shopping Cinnamon Challenge FAIL - HILARIOUS!: youtu.be/RNSZkhFADtw via @youtube #QuickLaugh
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