Connor Beardsley

They're ending Workaholics. Once again thank you 2016. Your record is impeccable (that's sarcasm, 2016. You ruin everything, 2016)

WorldStar Vine Compilations will go down as the main text of the downfall of America. Its very own Vine Kampf.

The more diverse the input, the more complex the output.

Why is it every time I'm at Subway I'm behind someone who's never been to a Subway before.

Still not sure why, at the end of my appointment, the proctologist gave me a new toothbrush.

#SharkWeek is great but I'm telling you #PrayingMantis week would be equally entertaining.

Why aren't there 24 seconds in a minute then? #confused

When you play a new hit for your best friend amp.twimg.com/v/856d2d35-6e4…

Amazing article on the Jazz video from @Yoh31 for @DJBooth breaking down the little things we get so hype on. Repect twitter.com/DJBooth/status…

Aioli is just a sexy name for mayonnaise.

About to finish off the year with another adventure with @Jonriera. Combo Bravo is going to Africa. #vr

Don't count hours. Count results.

Flying home and I failed to establish armrest dominance early. Now this green jacket motherfucker is walking all over me.

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30 minute handles #bettersafethansorry

Backing up my house before the weekend…in case a crash happens. (Channeling my inner @worsteditorever)

Eight folders deep is the new six folders deep. #exports

I wonder if... Maybe I should check the audio tracks to see if I used the right one? Sounds a little "far away" #nah

Called one of the many Exec Prods re: strange beepy audio sound at 00:59:58:00 He said to delete it. Was on hold for like twenny mins too.

Cleaning up timeline. Removed a little too much. #introuble