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@SonnyDigital Super silver haze was my favorite growing up

Sour Diesel was the worst weed known to man to man kind. Only people from New York liked it.

@NUCLRGOLF Black

🏌️👑 LeBron James’ swing is ______.

@francemothers This n!993r doesn’t even have eyebrows, please go fnck urself

The only reason y’all ever thought she was anything otherwise was simply because she was dark skinned with locs.

@otokyo__ They fucked ur mom

🤔

@Buddabaker3 One fucks ur mom, the other fucks ur dad

Decided to watch some police body cams today.. Tiger Woods… hits a trailer in a residential area flips car sideways. Claims he looked down at his phone and bang. He’s Asked to do field sobriety test, Blows 0.00 and gets arrested for a DUI. Vince McMahon… drives over 100mph on the freeway, wrecks into a car. He’s Issued a misdemeanor citation for reckless driving. No breathalyzer, no sobriety test and no arrest. What do you think the difference is between the 2?

@NFL_DovKleiman No wonder his wife fucked the karate kid

Powerful: The legendary Tom Brady frequently wears a blue “Stand Up to Jewish Hate” pin at public appearances. The GOAT has long supported the Jewish people and visited Israel with Patriots owner Robert Kraft in the past. A role model on and off the field ❤️👏

@p8stie All women should cook, clean and suck dick

All men should have a 6 pack

@_iamlougotti Mel

Name an actor that deserves to be on this list

@lady_valor_07 Custom, 15% for forcing me to hit custom. It’s always 18-20 otherwise

what would you do in this situation😭?

@thenihiin It would look so bright on her face and tits

black women are so beautiful

@NFLNumbersGuy Love

Who is the best Quarterback in the NFC North?

@NBA__Courtside April fools

Tracy McGrady telling a story about when he was on the Pistons and they boycotted the coach midseason: “So, some internal talks amongst the players. Hey man, it’s a boycott. Dude got to go. We don’t want him around. We don’t want play for him. So, we had a trip come to Philly, right? Mind you, we’ve had talks. Hey, we ain’t going to shoot around. Us vets, young players talking with us like, All right, everybody’s in. We’re not going to shoot around. The next day come. Shoot around. I get a call. Mac, where you at? What you mean? Where I’m in my room? I said, where everybody else at? Now I’m nervous. I say where everybody else at? Well, it’s only a few guys right now. Just only the young guys, huh? What? They on the bus? Nah, they already had shoot around. Who? I was like, Nah. I said, Bro, who? I said, bro, who’s at shoot around? So, he gave me the names. So, all right. Let me check and see where my vets at. Making my calls around. Hey, man where you at, bro? Sh*t I’m in the room. Bet. Hey, dog. Where you at? Hey, man. I’m in the room. So, my vets they hold tight. So, we get to the game, Q said all the guys that was at shoot around think it was like five or six of them. Y’all all playing all the minutes tonight. We didn’t play at all. Zero minutes. Bro, do you know how hot we were at them young fellas, bro?” (Via @VinceAndTmac)

@freakoutsideofx Lmfaooo I love modern comedy

Maturing is realizing Whoopi Goldberg is a natural beauty

@MbarkCherguia Tryna get them cheek clapped

Why is 56 year old Jennifer Lopez dressing like this? 👇

@Jabz_CFC Halle berry or Stacey dash. Flip a coin

It's the 90s and they're all in their prime ! WHO you taking ??

@bankertobuilder Until there is a collision and 7 families die in their living room because a semi lost control

You don’t need a front yard Most people don’t use theirs You need direct entry to the highway access road to shorten your commute This amenity instantly improves your quality of life

@RichardHal76471 @SuGaR_Babbyyy Dude, I’ll explain, but calm down. Being that the hour hand is so close to the next hour marker, it tells you that the minute hand is closer to 12. The only argument besides 11:53 is 10:48 but the hour hand would be directly on that 4th dot instead of just past it

@Cryptony9 @SuGaR_Babbyyy Depending on how the clock is truly oriented it could be 7 minutes to any full hour on the clock. So tell me smart ass which way is up? It fell on the floor.

No cheating Do you know the answer?

@Matt_Pinner Remember it’s April and it will be gone in 24 hours

You wake tomorrow to this. What is the first thing you do? 🥶

@RichardHal76471 @SuGaR_Babbyyy If it’s so obvious then why is your answer so wrong?

@Cryptony9 @SuGaR_Babbyyy

@uscfan981 Top five

Is Isiah Thomas a top 10 PG?