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@AeliaMeth Hey just want you to know when I saw that I thought the same thing. Like....why Dave? Why make that joke? You're not making it about you. That was a bad joke. Dave used to be my favorite comedian til all this. (I'm a cis straight male fwiw.)

@AmericanAir hi there. i have an urgent matter i'm trying to message and call about to know response. i am on 36 hours of cancellations / delays, i don't have a working sim anymore, and I need some help please. can you respond to the DM

@TimSkells also is there an easier way to contact you

@TimSkells yo I'm moving to Colombia from 3/12-6/16 come thru

@SF_emergency @mellenedington @LondonBreed So where do we register ?

@mellenedington @LondonBreed Clarifying: Please note that this link is to sign up to get a notification when you're eligible* and is not a link to register to get a vaccine.

San Francisco is opening three high volume vaccination sites, as well as community sites across the City, coordinating private providers that have received doses directly from the state. The sites will be located at City College, SF Market in the Bayview, and Moscone Center.

Pretty wild to be in and watch all this happen real time

@Toberworld @TimSkells Hopefully

So just how bad IS it to eat Vitamin & Probiotic Gummys like their an actual snack? Lets say 200 or so...

@TimSkells @MrJayCroft Yo for real? Might take you up on that

@MrJayCroft Yo hit me up for your Visa needs bro! I have 2 legal businesses in Bali and I can get people Visas even during Covid!

Dipping back out to Bali when it reopens for travel. US laptop money + SE Asia cost of living = big racks and an incredible quality of life. We are in the golden age of geoarbitrage.

@WillRunzel spreading this kind of misinformation is DANGEROUS

@VailResorts am i to understand that the pass I paid $589 for last year is now $729? are you raising your prices by 24% and then offering credit?

To honor your loyalty & give you peace of mind: 19/20 season pass holders will get a 20%-80% credit toward next season. NEW for 20/21: free Epic Coverage will provide refunds for certain resort closures & more. Deadlines extended to 9/7. bit.ly/2W2dgqN #EpicTogether

When u end an argument with your girl and then mutter something under your breath

@CodingGirlsCom hi there! who would be best to speak with about your Pantheon account? I'm sorry for the different modes of communication. I'm not sure which method is preferred.

@chadsalty WHERE

Now that they make apple cider vinegar in gummy form, it's over for you hoes.

@chadsalty Rose petal or almond are the best

Running it back with peppermint. I’m sure you were all waiting for resolution on this.

Getting real anxiety deciding which @DrBronner bottle I want to be stuck with for the next month.

@Chase hi your website crashed. how can i get eager beaver tickets to OSL?

@TimSkells im happy too :) for you. miss you dawg

@CtrlAltDelight Just happy im not not doing what I was pretending to like to do for awhile is all.

@chadsalty Chad you were there!

Every SF electro DJ is at this Uffie show tonight.

@tsterne1 Have you seen grizzly man

in need of an excellent documentary recommendation

[CONCERT PREVIEW] Congrats to @virtual_self for the Grammy nomination and thanks for the @ShrineLA visits on 2|7 and 2|9. Tickets still on sale! wp.me/p1ttln-5Ku