Cumberdick BenderBatch

@CumberdickB Mine were doing that; like old old ones wouldn’t stay deleted. But now they’ve all fucking vanished

So all my DMs are gone. Fucking wiped. I hope you shit yourself while stuck in traffic and your stupid Tesla locks you inside with the fetid smell of your own excrement and you overheat and expire, apartheid Clyde.

Power naps make me sassy!

@about_that_grl My penis often thinks the same

I'm up but I'm not happy about it.

@Girl15Gone Thanks, I got by with a little help from my friends...

Imagine there's no gluten..Penny Grain, Let it bean, Yeasterday, Gravy Madonna, here comes the bun...ok i'll stop

@ALadyNamedKatie I think mine has gone out

Twitter is the smoking section of social media

On second thoughts, shall we just go to the chippy?

@lillai23 focus on what makes you happy x

@CumberdickB I’ve reached burn out at the moment. Am tired of everything :(

thought I was doing ok, thought I was getting somewhere but now I’m off work as getting panic attacks now even thinking about having to go back feeling like a broke failure @ 50 is not what I envisioned for my life

@ChelseaStirlin7 pincer movement!

@CumberdickB I would love to sit together but it will be more effective if we sit apart.

What food are they serving at this?...

@ChelseaStirlin7 I was going to take a more partisan approach and yell bible psalms at him till he cries

@CumberdickB You realise I am going to just sit and shout Dune references at him until he breaks down and denouces God?

@ChelseaStirlin7 I am well up for it! It wont let me hyperlink it though but its on their website under "events"

@CumberdickB We should go!

@ChelseaStirlin7 yup, sadly

@CumberdickB Is this real??

@EmmaPR78 wonderful! x

@LarrysTwin99 "Larry woz ere"

Sorry I assumed your mom had a ‘Dine Me, Wine Me, 69 Me’ tattoo.