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SATURO KB 🤞🏾
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One day Picasso woke up and decide to be like me [email protected] for collabs and contact// Sneakerhead in the D(214)s♐️♐️
DTX Se unió Şubat 2013
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I once went on a date with a girl and she told me she be bleeding from her eyes. 🙃 ok lol.
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@gregthesorcerer Be looking so amazing but the special ability cuts your health in half and reduce speed by 10% like …??????????
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This looks like the type of weapon you would get rewarded with at the end of a long and tedious quest, only for you to check its stats and realize that it’s significantly worse than the weapon you already had equipped
Sophia@SophiaFioren
magnificent sword ever.
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I once had a former friend admit to me that she purposely tried to run a person over. Criminal
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And THAT be the biggest difference between me and everyone around me lol. You niggas are criminals in real life. All I do is smoke. We are not the same 😂
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I once had some one confess a murder to me and it didn’t really register until now
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A certain demographic kept trying to emulate and made it uncool.
Tina Turtle 🐢@tinaturttle
Slang really evolved like niggas used to hang up the phone talkin bout “one”. Why yall stop that sound so cool.
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I once had a lesbian couple fighting over me. And yes I cracked one of them
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💀 the way females be going through lengths to find out without just asking is insane.
He_is@Kentrell600
Females treat you better once they know ya dick size 😹
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It ain’t happened yet. It never will
LADE HERSELF@Thebiglade
Does it annoy you, when people show up at your house unannounced ??
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Every nigga got a bitch that he sweet on. But every bitch gotta nigga she could cheat on
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There’s something we don’t know about Ed Sheeran
Mac 🍃@ihymacc
remember when Snoop Dogg gave Ed Sheeran a Death Row chain
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My biggest issue is that if I don’t agree I won’t agree. No is a full sentence so they say.
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I once worked at a steak and shake and my coworkers started trying to bully me over *ME* have a gf and getting pussy. That was a weird experience
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