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Iwunna
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I'm an Igbo man who likes to give my thoughts on everything. I speak the truth to everyone who cares to listen
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had a girl over tonight and i was in the other room feeding my cat and just talking to him like i always do. telling him i love him, that he's my best friend, the usual. nothing out of the ordinary for me.
she comes to the doorway and goes "i'm gonna head home, the way you're talking to your cat is freaking me out."
i said "ok."
like genuinely just ok, drive safe. i didn't even try to explain myself or walk it back. that's just how i talk to him. he's my cat. i love him.
and honestly good. the right person is going to walk in here and see me baby talking my cat and think it's cute. or at minimum not be weirded out enough to leave. that's a pretty low bar and.......
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This uber driver had a 4.59 rating. I got in anyway as I was just focused on getting to work on time. He talked to me nicely and he was silent all the way, he was driving perfectly and got me there early. I told him I was giving him 5 stars and shockingly he said no "Don't." And I asked Why?" He said “because if I go above 4.6, Uber gives me airport rides. I can't do airport rides my wife's on chemo and I need to be 10 mins away from home everyday ."......
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