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This is 44. Happy birthday to me.

@blacktjej Ever?? I’ll go in. But not when a bunch of great whites were spotted around the pier lol. They only come in this far because they’re looking for food. And they don’t realize they don’t eat us until they’ve taken a bite. 😫

@DeeFromSD I do not go in the ocean lol

If you’re just visiting Oceanside for spring break, make sure you read the signs. The sharks are posted up, so stay outta the water! Or go to Carlsbad.

I’m blocking yall for everything. “Are men intimidated by women who carry condoms” blocked. “Ima body count girly” blocked. “Old Gucci wouldn’t have went out like that” blocked blocked blocked!

Remember when people use to hold lighters up at concerts?

@C2thaL2thaIGG Precisely. And so unserious. All they cooking is twigs and rice anyways.

@DeeFromSD “She keep playing that damn guitar and can’t cook” 😔😔😔

Can one of y’all go on a reality show so I can gas it?

@DC_chapchap That’s it?! Jesus I don’t even wanna tell you what they take from me. It’s $550. Between that and paying off Debt I just wanna be homeless. Which I might end up if I keep trying to live in California.

@DeeFromSD I give the feds and the state damn near $250 a check each! Just so I won’t owe at tax time. And, I think I need a new tax guy!

I can’t be the only one who didn’t any damn tax money. All I do is give it, and then give more. Never get shit back. I’m gonna start claiming 10, I swear. Seems like the only way.

I can't fucking stand the "PROVE IT" men on this app. No girl needs to prove a god damn fucking thing to a strange man online lmao

@BigBootyJudy814 😂😂😂

This little guy looked me put and down ....I guess he thought I had heels on. I have on Chucks so he's just short

@alt_w_v_g @Godwins377

@youngjoemighty @JEVos17 You’re both ridiculous

@JEVos17 Bro I be hitting that He Man pose on the throne

After I eat one of these… 😂😂😂😂

@ReturnOfMrYeah How? Is Drake not really from Canada or something? You would call their styles and bars equal? That’s just crazy to me. Drake been shot? Or shot anyone? Or done time? Drakes got hits, but I don’t think he’s got anything else. Or what am I missing here?

Tupac = Drake

@C2thaL2thaIGG I’m not sure. But you would be dying laughing at me If I were on Survivor, imma be the first one voted out 😫

@DeeFromSD What’s the goddamn hold up?

@GhettoBasquiat Wordle 1,746 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,746 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@Taurus_Groove Oooouuu that first one

Green of course

You are someone's favorite person. The way you laugh. Your kind heart. Your sense of humor. The way you make problems melt away with a loving hug or a shoulder to cry on. And it's tough to remember that sometimes. But it is true. You are appreciated for simply being you.

@Turboninjabk Nope. Top left second over

@DeeFromSD I do.

Which one is me??

@FavoriteFelon A lot of 🆒💩

@DeeFromSD What exactly do you do at your new 🆕 job, ma'am ??!?

@DeeFromSD THIS what you got going on in Daygo ??!? instagram.com/reel/DTfdMSaDg…