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⚕️✝️🏴‍☠️ #1A #2A Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety - Ben Franklin

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Doktor@DerDoktor·
@skooookum Ah, Mr. Brzęczyszczykiewicz, we meet again
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White Girl@WhiteGirl1776·
A Black guy was asked to leave a fast food joint for causing a disturbance. In usual suspect fashion he got in the White guys face and started yelling “u a bítch” The White guy mopped the floor with him. Maybe next time Jaqueefia will listen.
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Doktor@DerDoktor·
@WhiteGirl1776 Average night at the Waffle House arena. If there is one food worker you don't want to throw hands with, it's a Waffle House employee bc those chads will knock your lights out with one hand holding a cigarette behind their back
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老季@XiaoJi0403·
当你喊在健身中的肌肉男为good girl时会发生什么
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Garbage Human@GarbageHuman24·
I think I just stumbled across black Einstein for real
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Doktor@DerDoktor·
@KaptainKrunch97 I love that I open twitter and one of the first things I see is this beautiful CS description of an event I didn't even know occurred (bc I was playing Faceit lmao)
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dude on the bottom fires 3 times each of those times an insane collateral lineup misses EVERYONE somehow
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Sony Pictures@SonyPictures·
𝙰 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚎𝚛𝚊 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕. From the mind of Zach Cregger, director of Weapons and Barbarian. Watch the new teaser trailer for Resident Evil. Filmed for IMAX – in theatres 9.18.
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Doktor@DerDoktor·
@FightWithMemes Some M855 (A1 if you got it) will handle the armored battery pack nicely
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Fight With Memes
Fight With Memes@FightWithMemes·
Posting this for informational purposes only. I'm sure you'll never need this information.
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Artemis@lordherobrine37·
@DerDoktor @SonyPictures Pretty sure it’s just a flashlight. We see it at multiple points in the trailer.
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Zvalat@Zvalat1776·
@DonutOperator Could you please have my friend @LibertarianG0th on your podcast? She's SO AWESOME! She also likes to make politicians cry and the haters always end up dunking themselves in the toilet when she's finished with them Seriously, she's a wonderful lady and a wonderful friend
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Bill Mitchell
Bill Mitchell@mitchellvii·
This is absolutely hilarious.
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