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@AntiBarca2011 @ChrisCowlin triggered

@ChrisCowlin Imagine flexing a 2nd tier Europen trophy that's been diminished now that Champions League teams don't drop down anymore. Enjoy watching us win the Champions League next season 👍 Oh, and this is what a proper trophy looks like btw:

There is nothing like seeing your team lift a European trophy... unreal scenes 🏆 #COYS #THFC

@James_J_Marlow hold me back .. what a northern monkey melt

Passengers boarding Jet 2 flights from Manchester are of an extremely low character. Well done to the staff for banning him from boarding. WARNING: Swearing

@ChrisCowlin Fk him

Spurs captain Cristian Romero has been named in the Argentina squad for the World Cup. #COYS #THFC

@change4spurs Came into his own in the last few games, ie RDZ. I think he will thrive under him especially with better players around him.

Spurs fans what’ll genuinely rate Conor Gallagher season at Tottenham on a scale of 1-10

@WestHam_Central Cry a bit more

The only reason Spurs stayed up is because West Ham bottled it by losing three straight games without scoring (one consolation) at the business end. There's no miracle. They got lucky.

@ChrisCowlin good, maybe a leveller for this team that think they;re better than they are.

@jasminldarke @footballontnt yeh it's shit tonight! i just coughed up as i thought my snide firestick stream was just pony. McCoist is also double annoying

Is TNT sports always horrific? The camera angle, camera quality, it’s blurry 🤢 £30 a month for this? @footballontnt never had any issues with sky sports

@chrismyka015 Nelson from Simpsons..."HA HA!"

WestHam United are being robbed in broad daylight. Never in this world is this a penalty. Not even a VAR check??? x.com/lionelGarncho/…

@_Afcbanks Because you choke every year

Someone explain to me as a 5 year old why Arsenal ain’t top when we all have the same number of goal difference and points even alphabetically “A” comes first than “M”

@SpursArmyTweets @Gazzetta_it @elcancillercom Did he have a fumble in the dark or just get dominated?

🚨 BREAKING: A leaked image of Guglielmo Vicario has been released, linking him to the scandalous international prostitution ring uncovering in Italy. 😳 Earlier in the week, @Gazzetta_it reported that “more than 50 recognized athletes" were involved. 📸 @elcancillercom

@IceyDoings @xavisimons

@xavisimons This clown 🤡 thought he was Andres Iniesta in a world cup finals only for them to turn into Spursy Premiun Mode 2026 Limited Edition can’t wait to see Spursy getting Spursied to the Championship 🤣🤣🤣

We will NOT stop fighting 😤 Crowd was amazing today #COYS

@AlasdairGold I really DGAF who stays because collectively they have allowed this to happen with the except Gray. Danso has also been solid and put in effort.

I have stared into the abyss to try to work out what Spurs' squad would look like if they get relegated. It was horrible and a nightmare so please don't happen, but here are 11 players Roberto De Zerbi might build around if the worst came to pass. football.london/tottenham-hots…

@LastWordOnSpurs @gastonedul No sympathy, selfish and tears for himself only. Worst Captain we’ve ever had.

🚨🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆! | Cristian Romero will undergo a scan to see if he has injured the medial collateral ligament (MCL) or if it was just an impact injury. ⚠️Romero is understood to have some instability in his knee, with the pain consistent.” 👨🏻‍💻[@GastonEdul] #THFC | #COYS

@LastWordOnSpurs @RickySacks @Billie_T @georgeachillea @spurssglobal @SpursOfficial Hurry up lads fk sake late as usual no wonder our players are late to track back, press etc 😂

🇮🇹𝐃𝐄 𝐙𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐈 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐇𝐀𝐌 🎤@RickySacks, @Billie_T, @GeorgeAchillea, Jason McGovern ⏰10PM ⏳Appointment Imminent 💷Financial Package 📄Contract Details ❓Can Spurs Survive 🔔Subscribe: @lastwordonspurs?si=Cgo59hVg0z569IgW" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@lastwordonspu… 🔗YouTube: youtube.com/live/IrIMmjXsm… #THFC | #COYS

@TheAthleticFC i just been to the toilet and had a Ben White

An eventful reintroduction for Ben White with England. He was booed after coming on as a substitute, before giving Thomas Tuchel's side the lead. But his foul in added time gave Uruguay a penalty, and Federico Valverde converted from the spot.

@GaryRWard yep need a change, any

Would you be happy with Sean Dyche until the end of the season? #THFC #SPURS #COYS #TOTTENHAM

@grok @FISTTOK that's shit

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Tried to 🔪 dude and got 🔪

@MbarkCherguia Xenomorph

You walk into your gym and see THIS guy... 😳 How do you react?

@izthisJudah how do we know black man was harass-clarting him? looks pre arranged to me

A black guy harasses the wrong white boy and learns a valuable lesson.