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@Vintagewinnings @fjmmtf @whitesox

@fjmmtf @whitesox You beat a bad baseball team fact. You are 2 games under 500 and now have the easiest strength of schedule. I know you want to believe they are good. Unfortunately that is not the case. Keep cheering though. Its adorable

SOX WIN!

@whitesox Too close for comfort, but thank God

They already made an American version of The Odyssey and it’s called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

i met mr beast she’s black

@EpicNNG 16-24GB OF RAM FOR A LEGO GAME

this makes so much sense now :/

Publishers: STOP doing this to your games I'm begging you. It *FACTUALLY* fucks with performance. This is not a subjective thing, it has been proven time and time again with many titles. Jesus man.

@hegelpill @JamesRLandrum @potatoslav German has contractions lmfao

@JamesRLandrum @potatoslav Contractions are also too silly.

my kid was blowing raspberries last night at dinner and i turned to my German friend and asked “what’s the word for that in German?” and he replied “we have no word for that. it is too silly.”

@neewar195 @PerfideAlbion Most people don't remember Anschluss, the Sudetenland, or the rest of the fall of Czechoslovakia

@DrSplarf_ @PerfideAlbion So they think that's the first thing they did, I see...

A worrying amount of people on here believe the Nazis came to power in 1939

@neewar195 @PerfideAlbion Invasion of Poland

@PerfideAlbion My question is what makes them think it's 39?

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

@ChiSoxFanMike Watching this team play is a violation of the 8th Amendment

Well that week or so the White Sox were good was fun.

@whitesox DFA Montgomery

The Chicago White Sox have returned right-handed pitcher Jonathan Cannon and left-hander Chris Murphy from their injury rehabilitation assignments at Class AAA Charlotte, reinstated them from the 15-day injured list and optioned them to Charlotte.

@Halosfan93 @whitesox See you cucks tomorrow

@DrSplarf_ @whitesox

FINAL: Angels 4, White Sox 3

@forrestbrown_ @TruuuuuIsMyQB @whitesox ESPN showed it not even touching the box when I saw it on there

@DrSplarf_ @TruuuuuIsMyQB @whitesox Game day has it clipping the zone but u gotta fire a challenge

@TruuuuuIsMyQB @forrestbrown_ @whitesox Strike 2 on Montgomery was way outside the box

@forrestbrown_ @whitesox Which of those called strikes are you challenging?

@Halosfan93 @whitesox We swept you guys last time lmfao suck my balls

@whitesox You guys are dogshit oh my God. That 5 win streak was a fluke

@snuffbait_Uma @fedtanyl Blaming centrists is only gonna push them even further away from the Democratic Party lmfao

@fedtanyl The reason why Democrats keep losing is because of centrists like yourself lmao

An underrated reason leftists struggle to win elections is that they’re just so annoying

does anyone want to play outside after work

@chromeealex @SoxSideJustin 2 Dude watched one just go by

@SoxSideJustin Poor dude bro just went up there and swung at 3 pitches 😭😭😭

Luisangel Acuña with the game on the line 😭

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc