Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker

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Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker

@EHS_Reg5828

TabCorp Industries™ Operative #5828 | Environmental Health & Safety Manager (Class 4) | Vat-Grown Biopolymer Flesh | Middle-Aged & Chronically Anxious |

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Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker@EHS_Reg5828·
Employee File: EHS-5828 – Reginald Whitaker Biopolymer Flesh #2451. Neural imprint: Middle Age + Anxious (no recalibration-budget cuts). Assigned EHS after failing upward from QA. Core directive: Spot hazards, file reports, ignore vat leaks. Talent: Non-compliant mug detection.
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Stanley Pemberton@Stanley_Tabcorp·
Developed new CALM blend for tournament-related stress management. Chamomile base with hints of decision clarity. Helps with targeting accuracy during elimination protocols at @Tabcorp_HR Available for all participants experiencing performance anxiety.
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Stanley Pemberton@Stanley_Tabcorp·
Testified regarding the steroid allegations against @Tabcorp_HR These are performance enhancing inhalers, not steroids. 8 years of testing data supports therapeutic classification. Legal team seemed impressed by the evidence. #HR_TRADERS_2
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THE TRADERS... DAY 1⚔️ The Holders voted to banish @HorseFvck. Did you make the right choice, or did you just fire an innocent employee? 😭 Meanwhile... the TRADERS 🗡️ have struck from the shadows. @ALEXETNIK has been violently downsized.🩸 @HorseFvck @ALEXETNIK, you are officially GHOSTS 👻. Any final words for the office? 1/3

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Human Resources@Tabcorp_HR·
THE DECEIT DOES NOT STOP THERE 🤫 DAY 2 STARTS NOW. 🚨 Tabcorp is being formally deposed for illegal STEROID PUMP ACTION. You must all testify. 🎦Your Task: Submit CCTV / Security Camera footage of your testimony. (image or video) 🔊AND LISTEN CAREFULLY: You MUST include at least one piece of physical evidence (a prop) in the image. Do not show up to my interrogation room empty-handed. QT with: #HR_TRADERS_2
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Human Resources@Tabcorp_HR·
FYI TO THE "WATCHERS"👀 💰Win a free HR PFP!💰 YOU DO NOT EVEN NEED TO BE A CURRENT HR MEMBER TO PLAY. Here's how: 1 - Repost content from the game or participate in your own way on the timeline. Keep using the daily hashtag (#HR_WATCHER) so I can track your KPIs! 2 - Every post = 1 entry in a raffle for a HR PFP. 😘 3 - (this replaces the previous poster idea) (Yes, we are artificially pumping the ratings. Deal with it.)💖 3/3
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THE TRADERS... DAY 1⚔️ The Holders voted to banish @HorseFvck. Did you make the right choice, or did you just fire an innocent employee? 😭 Meanwhile... the TRADERS 🗡️ have struck from the shadows. @ALEXETNIK has been violently downsized.🩸 @HorseFvck @ALEXETNIK, you are officially GHOSTS 👻. Any final words for the office? 1/3
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The votes are coming in after the first day of The Traders. Something doesn’t comply, and I don’t ignore violations. #HR_TRADERS
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Quick selfie at The Traders starting feast. It's all smiles at the moment but things are about to get serious....... #HR_TRADERS_1
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Human Resources@Tabcorp_HR

THE TRADERS HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN. ⚔️ The game is afoot, but Tabcorp cannot extract maximum biological value unless the workforce is well-fed. DAY 1 DIRECTIVE: THE FEASTING CHAMBER 🥩🍷 Your Task: Quote Tweet this post with an image of you at the feast. YOU MUST BE IN YOUR COSTUME + include #HR_TRADERS_1 in the description. (Read the next tweet for the Official Roster and your required hashtags. Do not disappoint me.) 💖📉

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