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Se unió Ekim 2015
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
You used to be able to go online and say "I don't like spaghetti" and move on with your day. Now you get to be lectured by some 15 year old coal miner in Istanbul why you're an idiot for not liking spaghetti
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Annie Hatfield
Annie Hatfield@AnneHatfieldVO·
Palm Sunday mass is like Bat Day at the ballpark. You get something cool that you can hit your brother with.
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Annie Hatfield
Annie Hatfield@AnneHatfieldVO·
[Hatfield family meeting] Any old feuds? Any new feuds that aren't a rehash of an old feud?
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Annie Hatfield
Annie Hatfield@AnneHatfieldVO·
If you want to know about taxes, you ask an accountant. If you want to know about werewolves, you ask me.
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Annie Hatfield
Annie Hatfield@AnneHatfieldVO·
Up to this point, I never talked trash about other countries because there's so much wrong with them I thought everybody already knew.
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Scott with a Silent T
Scott with a Silent T@SilenttScott·
I hate it when people let their dog’s off-lease. If the dog signed a rental agreement they should be held financially responsible each month.
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
Thanks to the internet I see dozens of stories every day for things I do not care about.
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Horatio Quartzjixler
Horatio Quartzjixler@Quartzjixler·
If she has Bjorn Kjellstrom's "Be Expert With Map & Compass" on her bookshelf she'll do that thing you like.
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It sounds very familiar.
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ES@ESXIII·
Robert Heinlein imagined The Crazy Years as a period of rapid technological advancement combined with a, "gradual deterioration of mores, orientation, and social institutions,". It was often portrayed as a time of social, political, and technical chaos leading to mass psychoses.
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Damon Hunzeker
Damon Hunzeker@DamonHunzeker·
I don’t want a standing desk — I want a sitting fridge.
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
Take it easy Mad Max the light is red for everyone
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Sunshine Jarboly
Sunshine Jarboly@SunshineJarboly·
agent: the movie is called rounders & you’ll be playing a russian mobster. john malkovich: very well, i’ll be using my moon accent for this role.
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Scott with a Silent T
Scott with a Silent T@SilenttScott·
So sick of these whiny, entitled kids these days. Adults know best! If we ask you to fight amongst each other like gladiators, or throw you up against a psychotic half face wizard when you're nine, or ask you to run giant, shifting mazes, then it's for your own good!
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Buddawiggi
Buddawiggi@MarkBuckawicki·
Burger King: original chicken sandwich prepared tableside like bananas foster. How much?
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Joe Pontillo
Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo·
A horror movie where a server keeps appearing out of nowhere to ask if you're doing ok.
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Gretchen von Tongeln
Gretchen von Tongeln@Metalligretch·
It doesn't seem like actors have ridiculous hair anymore.
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Horatio Quartzjixler
Horatio Quartzjixler@Quartzjixler·
And with the passage of Easter we now enter into what I call "Candy Winter" which will not be over until Halloween candy makes its appearance in September.
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every time the elevator shakes.
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