Buddy the Elf. Parody.

"I'm in a store. And I'm singing." 🎁 Buddy the Elf 🎄 Human elf 🎁 Married to @ElfRadiance 🎄 Written by #BoneHead 🎁 #Elf #Marvel #parodyaccount 🎄 RT

"Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out." 🎄 Clark W Griswold 🎅 Vacationing everywhere ⛄ Married to, @QuarkyRadiant 🎁 Written by #BoneHead 🎄 #Vacation #Parody 🎅 RT

"I'm sorry, this is our family's first kidnapping." 🎄 Ellen Griswold 🎅 Vacationing everywhere ⛄ Married to my Sparky @QuarkyVacation 🎁 Written by #Radiant #Fatal 🎄 #Vacation #Parody 🎅 RT

SANTA @JollyOlKringle is on his way.

"Merry Christmas to all." 🎄 Revamped Account 🎅 Santa Claus 🎄 Married to @RadiantMsClaus 🎅 Written by #BoneHead 🎄 #TheSantaClauses #TheSantaClause #Christmas #parodyaccount 🎅 RT

@ElfRadiance @JollyOlKringle @RadiantMsClaus @AlfheimElven @AlfheimRadiant @ImmortalKringle @RadiantYule @AsgardsAllure @AsgardBrute @YouMewlinQuim @FatalEnchant @ShootingThrill @WidowsMarvel @SardonicCop @FatalCop @RadiantMischief @MischievousIron @FatalTrickster > good groups. [I walked with you holding your hand in mine as we went to the security area. Then I saw a jet coming down from the sky landing.] Look honey more Avengers! YAY! I KNOW THEM!

@ElfRadiance @JollyOlKringle @RadiantMsClaus @AlfheimElven @AlfheimRadiant @ImmortalKringle @RadiantYule @AsgardsAllure @AsgardBrute @YouMewlinQuim @FatalEnchant @ShootingThrill @WidowsMarvel @SardonicCop @FatalCop @RadiantMischief @MischievousIron @FatalTrickster > smiling.] Do you think this will be enough to hold them off?Oh the security shack. I love that place. Last year I had a stash of spaghetti and syrup hidden in there for such an occasion. Do you think it's still any good? Remember syrup is one of the four major >

@ElfRadiance [Pulls you too me kisses your lips.]

@ElfRadiance I like syrup on pie too. [Shifty eyes. Smiles eating the spaghetti.]

@ElfRadiance I am hungry for syrup and spaghetti.

@ElfRadiance @JollyOlKringle @RadiantMsClaus @AlfheimElven @AlfheimRadiant @ImmortalKringle @RadiantYule @PimpinHawkeye @WidowPimptress @SluttyYodaPimp @AngelicTrench @HuntsForPie @RadiantFaePie @FaeRadiance @HuntsDemons @GunsNPie @FaerieNPies @ShootingThrill @WidowsMarvel > the demons and Frost Giants with ease. Then I saw their masks open.] Good great Christmas y'all made that look easy. Hi I'm Buddy the Elf and this is my wife Jovie. And this is SANTA!

@ElfRadiance @JollyOlKringle @RadiantMsClaus @AlfheimElven @AlfheimRadiant @ImmortalKringle @RadiantYule @PimpinHawkeye @WidowPimptress @SluttyYodaPimp @AngelicTrench @HuntsForPie @RadiantFaePie @FaeRadiance @HuntsDemons @GunsNPie @FaerieNPies > giddy and joyful, but put Christmas at stake, you'll see a different side to me. I turned to looking up in the sky as I heard what sounded like "Shoot to Thrill" coming out of the air. Then I saw @ShootingThrill and @WidowsMarvel both landing in their armors taking out >

[Stares at the beer in my hands as I roll the bottle some. I must of been in deep thought. Been long year hunting monsters, demon's, and survival. I raised my bottle taking a sip. Then smiled at @FaeRadiance.] I can not believe the year is up! Christmas is in few days! Sorry~>

"I'm in a store. And I'm singing." 🎄 Flipped Account 🎁 Buddy the Elf 🎄 Human elf 🎁 Married to @ElfRadiance 🎄 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🎁 Written by #BoneHead 🎄 #Elf #Marvel #parodyaccount 🎁 RT