The Elusive Rural Liberal

@FischbachMN7 Yes, we do. You can resign anytime. You’re not doing your job in Congress anyway.

Minnesotans deserve better leadership. #MN07

@FischbachMN7 Didn’t your cult leader and his rich buddies just try to freeze funding for law enforcement with a big old executive order? And now you have the audacity to say you are somehow defending police? Give me a break. 🙄 minnesotareformer.com/2025/01/28/tru…

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@FischbachMN7 School choice doesn’t work for kids with disabilities. But you know that. You just don’t care. Also, maybe you should focus your energy on the dictatorship brewing in the White House.

This week, we are highlighting parental rights and improving the U.S. education system through school choice. #SchoolChoiceWeek #MN07

🚨Today my 3 children (6, 9, 10) were expelled ("unenrolled") from public school for excessive absences.🚨 WHY? Cuz I don't: - send them to school when they're sick - send them to school when illness is above a threshold outlined by their pediatrician. The full story⬇️🧵

The other place is nicer. I’m ElusiveRuralLib there. I can’t be in this space anymore. I may have fewer followers, but I have better mental health.

I knew it looked familiar. He wanted to look like his idol.

Can hardly wait to hear who the replacement is. Judge Cannon? The pillow guy? Kid Rock? (A literal cannon, pillow, or rock would be preferable.) cnn.com/webview/politi…

I fucking love this woman.

ElusiveRuralLib — migrating to the blue place slowly but surely.

What is with the “r” word being used so much lately? 😡

Google searches for “tariffs” in the last week. 🙄

Enough with the “Dems don’t understand rural Americans & Republican voters.” We understand. They’re uninformed, racist, sexist bigots that have no idea how anything works (like tariffs) & can’t tell propaganda from truth. Should we start being racist liars to get rural votes?

Who TF did @nbcsnl have hosting? Hadn’t heard of Bill Burr before this. Not funny. Turned it off. Gross.

ElusiveRuralLib on the 🟦 app.

It is a really jarring moment to be a historian. To know what might be coming is alarming. To realize that no one around you sees it or acknowledges it is a weird place to be in. Its like time traveling without time traveling. 1/8

Oh, we totally understand that half of our fellow citizens are selfish bigots. We just don’t pander to it. We hear you and see you. We just won’t stoop that low to get your votes. Maybe that means we lose, but at least we have self respect.

I can’t watch Hallmark movies yet. My mood hasn’t improved enough. I find myself thinking: Go buy your stupid scarf from the little shop & smile obliviously. THAT’S what we do when the country is gonna go to shit. What a merry Christmas with a lying rapist back in power. Dummy.

I’m in.