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MEN….for your health and growth stop eating pussy

if humans can create breast milk how come no one has ever thought to make cheese with it

Can you solve this? Lemme know

Morning glory... marijuana hit different and the most sweetest Cruise

me with the mf we pretend we're "just friends"

The type of men you don’t take serious are the ones that are constantly testing you and not getting to know you. Wanting to provoke an emotion in order to test your credibility as a person is low class and immature.

My wife and I started smoking weed and accidentally took too much

Perplexed EP 🎬 linktr.ee/HeroMoney 🦇

I’m from the UK but I’ve been living in Minnesota for a while now. One of the biggest culture shocks? How genuinely friendly everyone is here. It’s not fake politeness..... it’s real Minnesota Nice. People actually talk to you, help you, check in on you. Back home we’re a bit more reserved, but here? Total strangers will hold conversations like you’ve known them for years. This one story from my very first trip to the States still makes me smile. 🧵

when they delete the message but you've already read it from the notification bar

Imagine abstaining untill marriage then you find out you're barren

I’m big on communication, but eventually the problem stops being communication and starts being the fact that you’re not listening.

To be honest, some of us should stay away from dating, focus on making money, healing, taking care of ourselves, and getting our lives to where we want it to be.

manipulating the manipulator by acting manipulated is my favorite thing to do

The thing about autism and ADHD is we can hyperfocus for 7 hours straight, forget to eat, and still somehow fail to finish a single task. But go ahead, Margaret, tell me again how I’m “lazy.”

A girl I know stopped texting her avoidant boyfriend first. Not as a test. Not because she was angry. She was just busy with work. Three days passed. Then a week. Then two. Eventually she realized something terrifying: The relationship only moved when she pushed it forward.

One of my cats believes she's a dog and will only hang out with them. She also drinks their water instead of the ones her sisters drink

1 vs 7 and he cleared the entire deck. Absolutely wild. 😳👇"

gotta smoke my silly lil weed so i dont smoke this silly lil bitch😤

Babydaddy: " what's the Baby need?" Babymama: "A new daddy" 🤣🤣

People remember kindness, but they also remember who kicked them when they were already down.