AbsoluteFinema

Life is like a penis. It has its ups and downs, but it doesn’t stay hard forever. If it ever gets too hard, you can always beat it. You just keep working at it, and eventually it won’t be as hard anymore, and when you finally reach that point, you’ll feel amazing.

@hoshizorarock Quick, hide the cheese!- I mean, there’s no cheese here. Nope.

アメリカ人よ🤬 見ているぞ🤬

@GimmickSlop To be fair, the food is REALLY good - Kier Starmer, probably

@nickshirleyy @Scott_Wiener Holy ratio

@Scott_Wiener You literally want to have less consequences for adults who commit sex crimes with 14 year old girls. You are quite literally THE psycho

Nah, not President. But Congress, yes. And Nick Shirley is definitely a psycho scam artist.

@kamoola_ They’re rated L for locks onto target

You call yourself “anti-poke” and a “melee player” and yet spider-man shoots a web and bp throws a spear… Embrace true melee, these fists are rated U for Up Close and Personal

@definitelychud @w85rr @JeffABMaine @SMOZoneSwafford @my_MAIMAl @zeroskizo @1776American___ @nutmegrhythm @found_it_funny O

@w85rr @JeffABMaine @SMOZoneSwafford @my_MAIMAl @zeroskizo @1776American___ @nutmegrhythm @found_it_funny G

@ConsvAF @Ya_Boyo @Skannahh @n0t_glow1e @crusaderfidelis @found_it_funny R

@Ya_Boyo @Skannahh @n0t_glow1e @crusaderfidelis @found_it_funny E

@Stardive_EN uh… I can explain.

@Nebazanas A strongly worded letter, probably

Если бы мы сейчас строили Вавилонскую башню, немцы сделали бы чертежи, японцы проверили сейсмическую опасность, бразильцы - танцевали и пели, чтобы не было скучно. А чем помогла бы ваша нация?

@Neccccy WHO asked?

FUCK OFF !!

@angeilies Smash or pass?

anyone wanna guess what i’m ranking

@greatestbkfacts Wouldn’t that make it the fourth?

@BolbBilal Welcome to reality, good sir

J'ai décidé de quitter l'islam, j'ai trop de doutes c'est intenable

@WeLuvVexx LGBT memberships? So you purchase a subscription and become gay?

Did you know that North Korea now welcomes LGBT+ Travellers 🇰🇵🏳️‍🌈

@necros_ow EAT SHIT, LUNA MAINS! "Jeff is a throw pick" for 5 seasons, and now you're in the same tier as Adam. LFG! Also congrats to Adam mains on being as good as the industry plant. Nothing but respect to you.

OBJECTIVELY CORRECT AND UNBIASED SEASON 7.5 HIGH ELO TIER LIST

@ShitpostGate Jobs? A man has a career, and being a dad. A king has being a dad, running the country, and probably two more things that idk cause I don't care much about royalty. Beggars are unemployed.

I miss being in silver. Not because it was easy, but because the people there were so chill. Diamond players have boosted egos because they actually think they're good at the game when we're all just different layers of trash.

@shir0wan @ChatWithMarsue And are we talking about a woman or a "woman"

@ChatWithMarsue Yep

i wish i was making this up