Erin

I hate it here

When people used to fail open-book tests in high school, I used to be genuinely confused. I get it now.

I know things are looking pretty rough right now, but I'm hoping that this helps :)

I’m tired

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House. 🔗 rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

People who voted for Donald Trump did it primarily for reasons they felt were beneficial to themselves. People who voted for Kamala voted for reasons that may never impact them personally, but would impact the people around them.

remove “are you a convicted felon” from All job applications moving forward .

White people in America should never again talk about criminal behavior, amongst Black people, immigrants, or anyone else when they are literally casting ballots for a convicted felon to be president of the United States.

I’m rooting for Michigan now

does the eras tour ever end or is it like those cirque du soleil shows

.@Sunny Hostin: "This Puerto Rican has something to say about the island that I love, where my family is from. Puerto Rico is trash? We are Americans, Donald Trump." "My fellow Puerto Ricans, trash collection day is November 5, 2024. Don't forget it."

as we move toward election day I want everyone to keep in mind that this Listeria surge is 100% a ramification of the last Donald Trump presidency and his rollbacks on food safety and production regulations.

found out my dog is a Sagittarius and everything makes sense now

IM NOT READY

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

Duck season, FIRE

just saw a commercial paid by Trump that ended with the tagline “Kamala is for they/them. Trump is for you”