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Evil Sales Associate

@EvilSalesAss

There are two types of people in the world, customers and people who want to bludgeon customers with a pipe wrench. #RetailHell

Aisle 4 Se unió Temmuz 2013
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Evil Sales Associate
Evil Sales Associate@EvilSalesAss·
*picks up phone* Hello, Thank you for calling the store. What can I Google for your lazy incompetent ass? #RetailLife
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Gail Simone 💙💛
Gail Simone 💙💛@GailSimone·
Back to being AWOL from here… Have a lovely weekend, everyone. Also, the Punisher should smile more, imagine how much prettier he’d be.
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Evil Sales Associate@EvilSalesAss·
@_c0ldAsIce_ Why have loyalty to an actor? 6 different artists drew venom last month in different books.... different takes on the same character is normal.
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Evil Sales Associate@EvilSalesAss·
Do you remember when Twitter was so active you could instantly find out YouTube was down just because "YouTube Down?" Was trending.... Btw I think YouTube might be down.
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Evil Sales Associate@EvilSalesAss·
Frequently I'm proud of myself for what I decide not to post.
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Anonymous
Anonymous@YourAnonNews·
oh...
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scha·den·freu·de
scha·den·freu·de@BlisterPearl·
"The first country the Nazis invaded was their own" ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ
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a blast from the past
a blast from the past@a_past24460·
Good evening 👋
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Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore@TheAuthorGuy·
BREAKING: Don Jr. appointed Venezuelan Minister of Cocaine. "We will find it, we will chop it up, we will see it eradicated."
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Evil Sales Associate@EvilSalesAss·
@TychoBrahe The 3 primary Absolute titles all released about the same time and are currently at issue 14 or 15.
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Tycho Brahe
Tycho Brahe@TychoBrahe·
@EvilSalesAss That sounds sick. For some reason, I thought this was gonna be coming out at some future time
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Temu Trinity
Temu Trinity@Retailiated·
Columbus, OH friends: ICE is staying here.
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Lena
Lena@lenanicole936·
@EvilSalesAss Tap on the Following arrow on the top of your feed. You should get a drop down that gives you the option to sort by Most Popular and Most Recent
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Evil Sales Associate@EvilSalesAss·
Did Twitter just get worse again? Most of what im seeing now are people replying to yesterday's stuff. Does chronology mean nothing to these people?
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Chapter Master Valrak
Chapter Master Valrak@CMValrak·
@IGN This author literally just types up my videos…not the first time they done it.
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IGN
IGN@IGN·
Warhammer 40,000 fans think they know the new Total War game set to be announced at The Game Awards. bit.ly/4q6ZDTW
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Evil Sales Associate@EvilSalesAss·
@VividVivka I think the expectation that im going to put on shoes and go somewhere else to watch a movie is just asking to much of me.
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VividVivka 💜
VividVivka 💜@VividVivka·
I dont know about you, but I still like seeing a movie in theaters.
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JOSH Cassara@joshuacassara·
Nutcracker Cyclops.
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