🏳️‍🌈Alura Zor-El / Superwoman

"I came from a universe where Kal-El never arrived at this planet and became your Superman. I'm Kara Zor-El, Kal-El's older cousin. My Earth called me Supergirl. Now I'm in this universe, and Kal-El arrived and became your Superman? Cool, I guess." ❤️'s and 🔁's please?

"What Kara needs, only I can deliver. What I deliver, only she can receive."

@CountessClown // I'm imagining the Flashpoint Supergirl interacting with Punchline from the Prime Universe. In my head canon, there is no Punchline in that other universe because there was a totally different Joker. So this Supergirl wouldn't know what to make of Alexis.

"The country where I live on this planet elected an orange man as their leader. Meanwhile, the Teen Titans have as a member a beautiful orange woman who is very powerful, but uses her powers to defend this world and the people here. I must meet this woman." @ScorchingStar

@ScorchingStar "I can't say that I ever had to fight apes, although I suppose fighting General Zod was very close. For all of his supposed zeal for the preservation of the Kryptonian species, he was just an ape in clothing with superpowers. I'm glad he's dead in this universe. I hated him."

Nightwing says a superhero must expect the unexpected, but if you only expect apes, I think you will still do okay.

@ScorchingStar "I wish I believed that wisdom was the natural product of age, but I have met many people whose very lives stand as proof that this is demonstrably false. But I still appreciate your birthday wishes. I'm Alura, by the way. I don't think I've ever met you. What's your name?"

@FlashpointSuper "Happy birthday! Congratulations for revolving around Earth's sun another time. Do you feel the wiser?"

I attempted to get up. My bed has declined my request.

@GingerMartian "Hardly any time passed for me, but many years passed in normal space. I'm actually older than my cousin Kal-El. I was a teenager when he was born on Krypton. He got here before me, so he lived in normal space and in normal time. So he got physically older than me. And bigger."

@GingerMartian "I'm actually 35 Earth years old. I know I don't look that old, but that's because I spent several years traveling at near the speed of light from Krypton to Earth. And I got slightly detoured. One of your scientists, Albert Einstein, called it the time dilation effect." (cont.)

"I did not want to get up this early today. If there is ever a day when I should be able to sleep late, it's my birthday. Yes, I did the calendar math. My birthday falls on April 24th on your Earth calendar. So, happy birthday to me, I guess. I need more coffee."

@GingerMartian "It's a very different calendar. Krypton went around its sun in about 507 of your Earth days, which is actually more like 438 days on Krypton, since our days were nearly four hours longer than yours. Our calendar is divided up into 6 months of 73 days. It's ... complicated."

@FlashpointSuper You use a different calander?

@ScorchingStar If Alura didn't want her before, she absolutely does now.

And no, she isn't wearing any.

@ScorchingStar "I would date you with zero hesitation. You're so beautiful."

Date night.

@ScorchingStar "This makes me want to take up yoga."

Behold... I am the Upward-Facing Dog.

@ScorchingStar "Breathing with confidence. I like it. I'm using that."

I do not snore. I simply breathe with much confidence when I am sleeping.

For some reason I have this song stuck in my head on an endless loop, and now I'm making that everybody's problem. youtu.be/pOf3kYtwASo?si…

@ScorchingStar "My vote is for the most tanky of tops. I wear them very often myself."

Should I greet this day with the shirtiest of tees or the most tanky of tops?

"Homelander seems to have a strange fixation involving milk. What kind of overgrown manchild goes through life obsessed with getting milk? My cousin Kal-El likes cheeseburgers and milk shakes. I like chicken nuggets and fries. But we don't lose our shit when we don't get them."

"Get yourself a girl who can do both."

My birthday is tomorrow, in the middle of Lesbian Visibility Week. Just a coincidence, I know, but I think it still means something.

"Just Kara and me being the lesbian power couple you all know needed to happen." #LesbianVisibilityWeek