AdolphusWashingtonWorshipper69

The people asked, and I obliged. 23 follower Minecraft house reveal #selfdox

The sluttiest thing a woman can do is have her locker key wrapped around her arm at the gym

Failed my working weight that I had flying on bench pre getting sick

Just sent in a j*b application

Hit my first lift back from spring break and almost died doing my normal weight for bench

@sirnockentooten The tuff mouse doctor always get the cheese

Thought a random seat on my flight to Miami would mean 2 smoke shows next to me… boy seeing 2 fat black people in the surrounding seats was a different kind of pain

All 6 of my gym crushes present at the same time #wellavealook

Taking bowls before you’re even awake. We are not the same #bongdox

What’s 9 + 10⁉️

Whoever decided to put the hip thrust machine directly in front of the hack squat at 337 deserves a fucking Nobel peace prize

Someone get this cameraman a raise #hardatthefunc

“Okay now make everyone on the cables do 20 sets with 15 reps while he waits for them”

If I had a nickel for every time Jack Sawyer caused a strip sack in a January playoff game against his former teammate… I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s crazy it’s happened twice.

@sirnockentooten Bumble, While all the resolutioners at the rpac are quite inconvenient, I would hope that only the women resolutioners stay, yet people still have the nerve to call me sexist. Best as always, Adolphus

If Indiana wins the natty the previous 3 champs will be from the big ten east… my god

Please be a 5’2 24 year old former aphi god I need this please

Holy shit and now they’re on about how I need to get my flu shot and Covid booster I’m losing my fucking mind in this house

Holy fuck my parents just compared Trump to Hilter holy shit I need to go back to school

Literally just opened the game cast

@sirnockentooten I want to fucking kill myself. No one fucking talk to me ever again I never want to watch the bucks play football ever fucking again

@FredCall101 is in shambles no one hit him up 2026 is already over. Sorry brother