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von Clownsewitz (Jr. Campus)

@FunTzuAcademy

Satire and commentary. Poe's Law enjoyer. X is merely the continuation of the circus by other means. backup account.

behind you Se unió Haziran 2009
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Coffey4Canada 🇨🇦
Coffey4Canada 🇨🇦@CanadianCoffey·
X took 10’s of 1000’ of followers away from my @coffeytimenews account before it was hacked. Then, despite me having the government ID, banking info attached to the account, deposits to and from X for premium and revenue sharing, a well as recovery email, X won’t give it back.
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Coffey4Canada 🇨🇦@CanadianCoffey

@ame_todd @ForMYCanada @smith_noreen I’ve been one of Elon’s targets since he took over Twitter. First thing he did was permanently suspend my @reportsdanews account that had 82,000 followers.

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Coffey4Canada 🇨🇦
Coffey4Canada 🇨🇦@CanadianCoffey·
I’m starting to think they aren’t very influential after all. Legends in their own minds. Lol.
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🇨🇦 Henri A 🇨🇦
To me, this sounds like a terrorist threat, does it not? The Freedom Convoy was a terrorist attack and failed coup d'etat. To threaten something worse is to threaten terrorism in itself "We make Ottawa wish it was the Freedom Convoy" sounds pretty violent to me
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L. Wayne Mathison
L. Wayne Mathison@WayneMathison·
Polling is not a moral commandment. An MP is elected to lead with judgment and principle, not wobble like a shopping cart wheel every time the numbers move. That is why I support Pierre. He says what he believes, fights for Canadians, and does not rebrand himself every 15 minutes to please the political class or you the woke 🤡 class.
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Gator⚡Gum
Gator⚡Gum@gator_gum·
Jivani represents a riding currently polling at 75 percent Liberal support. By remaining "loyal" to Poilievre's agenda he is direct in contravention of the wishes of his constituents. He was elected by the people of Bowmanville to represent them in Parliament, and instead represents Poilievre. He instead travels to the United States and mocks them, calling them crybaby. He travels around Canada trying to spread his brand of Conservativism. He poses with a Bible in Parliament. He doesn't represent his riding.
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Jamil Jivani@jamiljivani

Floor-crossers expose the Liberal Party's real agenda.

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von Clownsewitz (Jr. Campus)
von Clownsewitz (Jr. Campus)@FunTzuAcademy·
@nicksortor Fun fact, Article 5 has only ever been invoked once. Can you guess who invoked it, when, and why, and who answered the call?
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump is considering PUNISHING the NATO countries which were UNHELPFUL to the US during the Iran operation, per WSJ Trump would move US troops OUT of those particular NATO countries, and station them in countries that SUPPORTED the US. No brainer. And then he should totally withdraw from NATO.
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von Clownsewitz (Jr. Campus)
von Clownsewitz (Jr. Campus)@FunTzuAcademy·
@p1huycke @EScrimshaw From a provincial perspective, agreed, but they're not a provincial party. From a federal perspective, they slide into the "libertarian" spectrum because they favour decentralisation of the federal government.
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Evan Scrimshaw
Evan Scrimshaw@EScrimshaw·
I would love to know by what definition the Bloc, a party committed to Bill 21 and Quebec’s increasingly insane language laws, qualify on the Libertarian side of that axis, but sure Also, you know, the Liberals aren’t nearly that right wing but whatever
Christo Aivalis 🌹🍊@christoaivalis

This is wrong, because the political spectrum isn't bound by existing parties. There are ideologies to the left of the NDP, and the right of the PPC This is still VERY flawed, but it's much better The NDP is closer to the centre in broad terms than the LPC or CPC who are both right-wing

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Pierre Poilievre
Pierre Poilievre@PierrePoilievre·
Mark Carney is seizing a costly Liberal majority that voters denied him, and doing so through backroom deals. In January, MP Gladu said that floor crossers should face voters in a byelection to give voters the final say. I could not agree more. She should do so. The people in her community voted for our Conservative vision of a Canada that is affordable, safe, and strong at home, not for the costly Liberal government she has now joined. She should honour her word and let voters decide.
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The Buck You Will
The Buck You Will@TheBuckYouWill·
Meet the Liberal supporters on social media.
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Politics Global
Politics Global@PolitlcsGlobal·
🚨🇮🇷 NEW: The UN Security Council has failed to adopt a measure aimed at reopening the Strait of Hormuz after vetoes from Russia and China 🟥 Against: 🇷🇺 Russia 🇨🇳 China 🟨 Abstentions 🇨🇴 Colombia 🇵🇰 Pakistan 🟩 In favour 🇺🇸 US 🇬🇧 UK 🇫🇷 France 🇧🇭 Bahrain 🇨🇩 DRC 🇩🇰 Denmark 🇬🇷 Greece 🇱🇻 Latvia 🇱🇷 Liberia 🇵🇦 Panama 🇸🇴 Somalia
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
TRUMP IS TELLING IRAN TO ACCEPT THE OFF-RAMP IRAN, PLEASE ACCEPT, FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR PEOPLE AND THE ENTIRE WORLD
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Maine
Maine@TheMaineWonk·
‼️‼️ BREAKING: US Precision Strikes Hammer Iran's Kharg Island Military Sites – @JenGriffinFNC reporting and cites senior US official: • Dozens of military targets hit overnight • Bunkers, radar station & ammunition storage struck • Landing docks NOT intentionally targeted • Docks only hit if Iranians fired from next to them
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von Clownsewitz (Jr. Campus)
Care to expand on this "capitulate or it's uno reverso" logic? The off-ramp is an ultimatum and capitulation, Hormuz is Iran's main leverage, and it's something it can realistically only do once, as the entire region will be looking to bypass Hormuz once the dust settles. So taking Trump's terms means, no leverages, no security guarantees, curb the missile and drone programs, no deterrent, and we may or may not ease sanctions a bit (but not remove them) and we may or may not stop attacking. Regardless of what one might thing of the IRGC, these aren't terms they'll realistically accept unless forced to. I wouldn't expect negotiations until after day 60, that's when the economic and diplomatic pressure starts to peak.
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
If the Iranian regime does not accept Trump’s off-ramp, they shift from being the victim to becoming the aggressor
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
My real name is Joseph, in case anyone wanted to know.
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