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@BNastanovich As long we hear the play by play of this on 3songspod⚡️🤝❤️

@lucyengelman @lolamachine Seeing this now. Thanks fer the shout out Lucy! Hope all is well with y’all!

@lolamachine Recommending my friend @GYMSEE. His work exactly fits your description. instagram.com/gymsee/?hl=en jimcherewick.com

@stefchura I wanted to play saxophone but ended up with trumpet. Turns out I was more interested in talking bout cartoons. 12th chair out!

still mad at my 5th grade band teacher for making me play clarinet and telling me i couldn’t play flute because of how my mouth was shaped. all the girls wanted to play flute i know he made that shit up.

Hey dad, do you really think we can win this go-cart race? What did I say about talking?

I’m getting a real nice case of scrolliosis

I only follow pranking couples with the sleekest kitchens

@selfishagenda Ah shit man! I’m sorry to hear this❤️😔

I love you @GabbinGrandma and your show was AMAZING!!! I snuck this little phone video in the middle of it! VOD available here twitch.tv/videos/1642883…

Please have teeth? Check mate, my tinder queen.

@ScottAukerman I don’t like this anymore pa pa

Only using emojis… What is your favorite emoji? (You cannot use the emoji that is your favorite)

I’ve seen the beetle and the manage bun

@stefchura Yep

get a doggi and name em bosco sticks

@momwine_69 She’s better than that

@stefchura And chores!

fuck choruses…. not writing them anymore!

Typos will be the drath of me

@jenpassesnotes ‘Bride wiiine’ sung by Lee Hazlewood

I had 4 glasses of wine at a wedding last night and I just had a flashback of drinking from the bride's wine glass and shouting about bride wine making me stronger in my hunt to find a spouse

John Lennon documentary holy shit. Now someone write it #imagine #dreamer

Her: I wonder what he’s thinking about My brain at any given moment:

@fredthomasmusic New Sugar Snopes! Bloody cherrie mary or Slender gingerbread man or…

I’ve made great strides in dealing with my anger, but when I’m washing a dish and water sloshes out and soaks the bottom half of my T-shirt it’s still a struggle not to burn the whole house down.