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Lady at the pregame said she liked my “old money” watch
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Gene “Machine” Slimmons
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Gene “Machine” Slimmons
@GeneMachine44
Troy Alum | 30 ACT (Superscore) | 2x Galaxy Gas User | Dogfish Head Abuser | Jake Knapp Enthusiast | WDE
Auburn, AL Se unió Haziran 2024
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@campaynecp Yeah let me take a picture of a guy at the gym who simply emptied his pockets
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Someone roofied my 30 beers last night after hearing I have to ride my bike for 2 hours this morning
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@GeneMachine44 Fitting it’s on a virgin island
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@DuragRebel Kansas vs. St. John’s is another horrifying matchup
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My bracket based off of how hot the girls are at the school
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@colincowherd Colin do you have Parkinson’s or do you just naturally write like a retard?
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My mostly chalk bracket. Talked myself into two Akron wins. Iowa State is my sleeper.
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@DenverBroncosMx @Broncos The same keldric faulk with a first round grade?😂
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Mock Draft 2.0 (Post-Waddle Trade)
Ahora usamos el Draft para reconstruir la línea defensiva y agregar profundidad al backfield.
RD2 | P61: Peter Woods (DT, Clemson)
RD4 | P111: Keldric Faulk (EDGE, Auburn)
RD5 | P157: Le'Quon Daniels Jr. (RB, Georgia)
@Broncos
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@petermillarstar Yeah far from a masterpiece and not really on board with MBJ winning best actor
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I think the only reason black people think “Sinners” id a masterpiece is because for the past three decades Tyler Perry has been the face of black film making.
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Gotta love having a Jewish coach without any of the perks of having a Jewish coach
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@Brick_Pitino Heartbreaking, hope March Madness treats you well
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Guy in front of me on my flight just told his friend that he thinks he’d like Brokeback Mountain. His friend didn’t understand the joke and is now turning on Brokeback Mountain.
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@bo_nernix @The_Barnyard0 Second only to Jonathan Vilma
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@The_Barnyard0 Post cancer Dick vitale is the hardest listen in the history of sportscasting
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I don’t think you could come up with a worse listen I’m ngl
TNT Sports U.S.@TNTSportsUS
Hall of Fame names. Legendary voices. Don't miss Dick Vitale & Charles Barkley teaming up to call a First Four game this coming Tuesday in Dayton 🤝
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$25 slop bowls at the slop major that’s not a major
Josh Carpenter@JoshACarpenter
Chipotle is here at TPC Sawgrass, appropriately located just steps from the media center as well as player fitness
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Gene “Machine” Slimmons retuiteado
“Hey Maxx Crosby, we’re good. ‘A motivated Dayo Odeyingbo’ is here”
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Would get ready with me guys even do a cold plunge in the morning if they could record themselves doing it?
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